Brendan's definitions

confused

See George Bush

George Bush is so confused he thinks he's a suitable president

by Brendan October 10, 2003

ASD

Anti Slut Defence. A tactic so to make the slut (or not a slut as the case may be) feel less guilty after having sex.

She waited for me to make all the moves as an ASD.

by brendan May 13, 2004

potatoe wedge

irish insult. dont ever say this to a irish man or u'll be in bad luck

Stop drinking and eating all the of beer and lucky charms you potatoe wedge!

by brendan February 9, 2005

Grant Downie

Enemy of Urbandictionary.com - individual who is extremely antagonistic towards users of the site.

-"Grant Downie has no boby"
-"Shut up. At least I don't have 200 definitions on urbandictionary.com"
-"Easy G, it was only a metaphor intended for mutual humour aka a joke"
;)

by brendan September 7, 2004

Ulous

Absurd or crazy

Stems from ridic-ulous

You are acting completely ulous right now without any reason to be

by Brendan November 4, 2004

raped

When you are smoking a joint and one side burns and one doesnt because of the marijuana buds not burning properly. Fixed by putting the lighter on the un-burned bit (usually associated with tobacco joints)

"stoner1" man i fuckin raped the j by accident
"stoner2" well re-light that shit"
"stoner1" aiight wheres the lighter?

by Brendan September 4, 2008

Vert

The sick looking vertical part at the top of the skate or snowboard ramp.

''That mother of a half pipe has half a fucking metre of vert!!!''

by Brendan April 5, 2003