Definitions by Brendan

calm the ham 

adj. To calm down.

''Calm the ham man''

calm the ham by Brendan April 7, 2003

Pal 

1. A good friend or mate.
2. (PAL) Personal Arse Licker
3. (PAL) Packaging Automation Limited

''He's no wan ay yer pals is he? A fuckin tramp onywy that bastar, nae doot aboot that''

Pal by Brendan April 7, 2003

Hefty 

Heavy, bulky

''Pollok, yer a hefty bastard''

Hefty by Brendan April 7, 2003

Stane 

A Stone (Scottish)

''Chuck us oar a stane ya wee fat cunt, n stop playin way yer wee maggot''

Stane by Brendan April 7, 2003

Baise 

Fuck (French)

''Va te faire foutre'' (''Fuck you'')

Baise by Brendan April 7, 2003

bio 

A backflip with a rotation
eg. A Bio 540 = a backflip also rotating through 540 degress horizontally.

''Woah, that guy just bio 540ed the mole hill''

bio by Brendan April 6, 2003

Wee Man

1. A short male (Scottish)
2. A small penis (Scottish)

''Grant put your wee man away''

Wee Man by Brendan April 6, 2003