Brendan's definitions

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

by brendan July 11, 2004

Sheep Shagger

Someone who has sex with sheep.

''Those Aberdeen fans are all Sheep Shaggin' bastards''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

turkey dump

When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.

When Jim and Heather came home for Thanksgiving, she gave him the turkey dump.

by Brendan January 30, 2005

wit

Scot's variation of "what".

"Wit wir you sayin just thir ya big daft numpty cloon heed ye?"

by brendan August 21, 2004

boby

slang. Also bobie - the male repreductive organ (penis). Often used in flirtatious environments.

"You wantin' some of the boby darlin'?"

by brendan September 7, 2004

yumszter

comes from the south americans deep jungle tribe, leddyhattou (GOD OF THE SUN)
they use that word to scare off little midgets that ate there crops and stole there children.

yumszter the little people

by Brendan January 1, 2005

Dog and Bone

Cockney rhyming slang for phone - the telephone.

''Pick up the dog and bone now''

by Brendan April 5, 2003