Goudie

Goudie is a pig faced arrogent ugly smelly chick who whores herself to anything that walks. Usually hated by many.

Wow that bitch is one hell of a goudie.

by Brendan April 19, 2005

e-standards

Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.

"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"

by brendan June 26, 2004

every day's a school day

Phrase that means the same as "you learn something new every day" - basically what someone says when the are told something they didn't know before.

Bloke 1: "You can carry something using wheels because carrying doesn't necessarily involve the item being held above the ground"
Bloke 2: "Whatever man! (lol) Every day's a school day!"

by brendan December 23, 2004

hydromorphone

drug that has the following affects: dizziness
lightheadedness
drowsiness
stomach pains
vomiting
constipation
rash
difficulty urinating

that hydromorphone is nasty but it stopped my cough

by brendan May 21, 2004

nadnerb

The name Brendan backwards.

My name is nadnerb backwards.

by brendan March 04, 2005

golf

Game for fat rich old men - and Tiger Woods. Somewhere in between baseball and croquet. Very boring to watch.

The British Open Golf Championship is at Royal Troon, Scotland in 2004.

by brendan July 16, 2004

couple of laps

Some sex

I took her for a couple of laps last year. It was good times.

by brendan June 27, 2004