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UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON

uber paranoid urbandictionary.com user. thinks he is funny too unfortunately
UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON: "Create a new e-mail address at yahoo or hotmail or whatnot and post all definitions from it and use a fake address for recommending deletions, unless your penis is small and you need offers to make it bigger."
by brendan May 15, 2004
mugGet the UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASONmug.

google up

Like urban up but using google.com as opposed to urbandictionary.com.
ÿeeko suave ! reach out and touch faith says:
lol man fuck knows how you didnt waffle with 900 words
all ur skillz r belong 2 us says:
just look at your 2 books all about manchuria and abyssinia
all ur skillz r belong 2 us says:
and if you think you've got all that google up
by brendan September 7, 2004
mugGet the google upmug.

Fattiebanger

Meaning one who has sex with a large person. Also can be used to describe a fat person or a person with a large significant other.
That is a true fattiebanger, her ass is like a motha fucker.

His fattiebanger is a dumb ho, she's a bit fishy.

No one likes a fattiebanger.
by brendan October 13, 2004
mugGet the Fattiebangermug.

hard

What someone may be named if they have an erect donger.
''Look at him, he's gone hard!''
by Brendan April 6, 2003
mugGet the hardmug.

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Maori word meaning "The place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as 'landeater', played his flute to his loved one". 2nd longest place name in the world with 126 characters after "krungthep mahanakhon udomrajniwes mahasatarn amorn pimarn avaltarnsatit sakatattiya visanukram prasit" which is another name for the Thai capital Bangkok.
One day I will go to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu!
by brendan May 20, 2004
mugGet the Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahumug.

subcutaneous

No body fat except the essential. Technically meaning just beneath the skin.
Yo! what size yo arms man?!
only subcutaneous@17" brotha!
niceness man u iz buff!
by brendan September 5, 2004
mugGet the subcutaneousmug.

Stud Muffin

Guy that gets the ladies easy, is always fishin' and....likes a muffin every now and then.
''Man, what a stud muffin that guy is''
by Brendan April 5, 2003
mugGet the Stud Muffinmug.

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