Snare Drum

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

by Brandon March 23, 2004

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Trinity, the

Goatse, Tubgirl, and the Harlequin Fetus, the 3 worst (or best) things on the internet as one.

Ive seen the whole Trinity. It changed my whole outlook on the world. It's that strong.

by Brandon June 24, 2003

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Fong

Verb. To beat mercilessly.

Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.

I wrecked my car, my dad is gonna fong me when he finds out...

by Brandon March 12, 2004

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Woo-ha!

A cry of victory. Often used to intimidate others by screaming unexpectedly.

"Woo-ha! I got you all in check!" Busta Rhymes

by Brandon March 12, 2004

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nargis

a universal something or other capable of not only cooking stuff, not only being a remedy to all of your problems, but also a wonderful saddle for your pet camel/llama/oompaloompa hybrid

by Brandon August 31, 2003

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