Branden Lee Miller's definitions

Roas-conch

(Roh-ss-kahn-chuh) A female canine's vagina

"Your breath smells like a 15 year old Roas-conch!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

Crime-scene

a crude form of explaining ones private parts.

"Baby, come over later, and we can examine each other's Crime-scenes.... and possibly do a little crime-scene clean-up!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

Puss-ass

Someone with more than obvious fears.

"Dude, she is waiting for you to go over there and talk to her! Quit being such a Puss-ass."

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

Puss-cry

A whiny cowardly individual.

(sobbing) "Branden, stop hitting me!"

"Shut your mouth and take it, you little Puss-cry!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

Fuck-tard

to be completely idiotic

Dude, you're such a fuck-tard!

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

Sidewinder

A female who walks bow-legged after a night of rigorous sex.

"I turned my girlfriend into a sidewinder, after last night!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

Church

A sexual reference, or intercourse, as church. Using a bed as a place of sexual gathering. So good it must be holy.

"Momma, my steeple is all lined up... Baby, let's go to church!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007