Box Worm 's definitions

Boomer

Boomer is a word that is commonly misused by Snowflakes to mean "ignorant of what's 'cool' because you're old-fashioned". What the word actually means is someone born between 1946 - 1964 because there was a population boom.

Chad: Okay Boomer.

Steven: You toss that word around like you know what it means. I'm only 29, so you must be one of those Snowflakes?

Chad: Okay Boomer.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Toe daddy

Toe daddy is a guy that sucks his girlfriend's toes for free pussy.

Mom: I notice you seem happy with Jerry, but I never see him buy you anything.

Camilla: That's just because he's my toe daddy.

Mom: Oh okay.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Cooter box

Cooter box is an alternate name for a female's vagina.

Jay: I love to eat out Jenny's Candy Box because I am such a Box Worm.

Jack: I prefer to flip them over and nail that Cooter Box.

Charlie: I'd rather just avoid my wife's drama and drink beer.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Potato

Potato is a dull or boring person.

Johnny: I think I'll take a walk today because it's supposed to be nice outside.
Darcy: Potato.
Bill: Potato.
Fred: Potato.
Gina: Just bake and add cheese.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Candy box

Candy box is an alternate name for a girl's ass, usually the ass of a very cute or pretty girl.

Heather: What do you want to do tonight?

Donny: Jack off while I eat out your Candy Box.

Heather: Mmmkay.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Asshole

Asshole is someone that derives pleasure from being mean to others because they're miserable.

Ken: Jeremy is no fun to be around cause he is such an Asshole.

Dale: Misery loves company.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Tomcatting

Tomcatting is when older guys sneak into the homes of younger women for sex.

Jared: It looks like Jay is out whoring around again by sneaking into all these girls homes and using them for sex when their boyfriends are at work. Is there even a word for that?

Ben: Yeah mate, it's called Tomcatting.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019