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Failtard

Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".
Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?

Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.

Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.

Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.

Niles: Not you too!

Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.

*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
by Box Worm December 1, 2019
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Ass kitty

Ass kitty is a cute younger woman that's addicted to anal sex.
Joel: Jenny is hot. She'd probably make a decent girlfriend.

Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.

Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.

Joel: You can have her then.

Bob: Joel is smart.

Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.

Kye: Well said.
by Box Worm November 30, 2019
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Murderhorn

Murderhorn is what most people would consider an oversized cock. Note: This also pertains to anything that's larger than the "middle ground" of the average sized dude.
Jenny: Wei is small as fuck. I think my ass cheeks are deeper than his 5 inch cock.

Lindy: Didn't you know that Wei actually means "Way Small?"

Jenny: No I didn't, but now I do.

Jeremy: I have a 6-1/2 inch cock.

Jenny: Not bad.

Amanda: But any cock over 7 inches is a MURDERHORN.

Dave: I took a 10 inch cock once.
by Box Worm November 30, 2019
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Troll

Troll - Psychological studies have shown that trolls tend to be male, have a higher level of intelligence, are very antisocial, and love to disrupt the status quo by seeking "atypical social rewards" through creating social mayhem & chaos...
Bob: I love Trump.

Deb: Go suck an egg. Trump is an idiot TROLL.

Scott: Hey now, don't be hating on trolls, mama.

Deb: Sorry hubby, but the idiot part is still true.

Bob: That's why he's worth over a billion dollars, right?

Max: Take him down!

Bob: Spoken like a true American...
by Box Worm November 30, 2019
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Jenny

Jenny (noun) is a cute girl with a horse-like ass.
Nigga Bob: Damn look at dat ass!

Nigga Jim: She is a Looker. She must be a Jenny.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
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Kye

Kye is the Irish word for "slender," so that means, Kye is a slender guy.
Joe: I'm glad Julie lost interest in all the fat guys, but she seems real happy right now.

Samantha: She must be dating a Kye.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
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Asshole baby

Asshole baby means a baby born from the ass. It's a word people use to degrade someone they think is dumb, ugly, or inferior.
Example #1: Kelly sees a really ugly dude.

Kelly: Look at that Asshole Baby over there. I would never sleep with him.

Example #2:

Bill: I think motorcycles should be used to kill people.

Tiffany: Go climb back up your father's ass you Asshole Baby.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
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