Definitions by Box Worm
Failtard
Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".
Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
Ass kitty
Joel: Jenny is hot. She'd probably make a decent girlfriend.
Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.
Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.
Joel: You can have her then.
Bob: Joel is smart.
Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.
Kye: Well said.
Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.
Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.
Joel: You can have her then.
Bob: Joel is smart.
Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.
Kye: Well said.
Murderhorn
Murderhorn is what most people would consider an oversized cock. Note: This also pertains to anything that's larger than the "middle ground" of the average sized dude.
Jenny: Wei is small as fuck. I think my ass cheeks are deeper than his 5 inch cock.
Lindy: Didn't you know that Wei actually means "Way Small?"
Jenny: No I didn't, but now I do.
Jeremy: I have a 6-1/2 inch cock.
Jenny: Not bad.
Amanda: But any cock over 7 inches is a MURDERHORN.
Dave: I took a 10 inch cock once.
Lindy: Didn't you know that Wei actually means "Way Small?"
Jenny: No I didn't, but now I do.
Jeremy: I have a 6-1/2 inch cock.
Jenny: Not bad.
Amanda: But any cock over 7 inches is a MURDERHORN.
Dave: I took a 10 inch cock once.
Murderhorn by Box Worm November 30, 2019
Troll
Troll - Psychological studies have shown that trolls tend to be male, have a higher level of intelligence, are very antisocial, and love to disrupt the status quo by seeking "atypical social rewards" through creating social mayhem & chaos...
Butt nugget
Jay: Bob isn't much of a man. He lets his wife, Lindy, wear the pants of the house.
Dee: That's just love.
Jay: I'd call it being a Butt Nugget.
Dee: That's just love.
Jay: I'd call it being a Butt Nugget.
Butt nugget by Box Worm November 25, 2019