Box Worm 's definitions

Failtard

Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".

Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?

Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.

Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.

Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.

Niles: Not you too!

Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.

*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*

by Box Worm December 1, 2019

Cherry pie

Cherry pie means eating bloody pussy.

Jace: I told Haley to sit on my face, so she queened me, but she had her period and I ended up eating cherry pie.

Ray: She cherry pied you, huh? How did it taste?

Jace: A little undercooked.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Furby

Furby is a young, cute & silly, female furry that's sexually promiscuous.

Melanie: I love my rainbow buttplug because you tell me it makes my toots smell like Fruit Loops.

Donald: Yes my Furby.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Tomcatting

Tomcatting is when older guys sneak into the homes of younger women for sex.

Jared: It looks like Jay is out whoring around again by sneaking into all these girls homes and using them for sex when their boyfriends are at work. Is there even a word for that?

Ben: Yeah mate, it's called Tomcatting.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

chat bang

Chat bang is just a fancy word for sexting someone online, however some people misuse the word by saying they were "chat banged" when a group of people trolled them.

I meet Kiera on MeWe.com and we liked each other, so she asked me if I wanted to chat bang. We chat banged for hours.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Hack job

Hack job is when someone does a really bad job at something because they were messy or unprofessional.

Joe Blo: Man those Carpenters did a real stabby job to my place.

Mike Tike: Don't you mean a hack job?

Joe Blo: You know what I mean.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Kye

Kye is the Irish word for "slender," so that means, Kye is a slender guy.

Joe: I'm glad Julie lost interest in all the fat guys, but she seems real happy right now.

Samantha: She must be dating a Kye.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019