mouse's ear 

tight pussy

she was tight as a mouse's ear

mouse's ear by Craig Matthews July 17, 2003

mouse's ear 

Opposite of clown's pocket.

"That's the stuff... Ooh yeh!"

mouse's ear by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

mouse's ear 

The plural, mouse's ears, is used to describe the position a stripper gets in when she is crawling slowly towards you and her ass cheeks appear to be on top of her head like those of the beloved Disney critter.

Also, the name of a great strip club in Johnson City, TN

Sam, did you see the set of mouse's ears on that stripper when she was coming at us on all fours?

mouse's ear by mgbeach September 7, 2006

mouse's ear 

a clitoris

"last night i nibbled her mouse's ear" Bernie Klein 2004

mouse's ear by Bernie Klein May 23, 2004

Cock like a mouse's ear 

A particularly small penis

That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!

Cock like a mouse's ear by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

mouses ear 

Unusually small and tight cunt.

Me nobs red raw, I shagged this bird last night and she had a fanny like a mouses ear.

mouses ear by Jamie April 13, 2003