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mouse's ear 

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Opposite of clown's pocket.
"That's the stuff... Ooh yeh!"
mouse's ear by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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mouse's ear 

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The plural, mouse's ears, is used to describe the position a stripper gets in when she is crawling slowly towards you and her ass cheeks appear to be on top of her head like those of the beloved Disney critter.

Also, the name of a great strip club in Johnson City, TN
Sam, did you see the set of mouse's ears on that stripper when she was coming at us on all fours?
mouse's ear by mgbeach September 7, 2006
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mouse's ear 

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a clitoris
"last night i nibbled her mouse's ear" Bernie Klein 2004
mouse's ear by Bernie Klein May 23, 2004
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Cock like a mouse's ear 

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A particularly small penis
That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!
Cock like a mouse's ear by Sally Nips September 27, 2009
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mouses ear 

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Unusually small and tight cunt.
Me nobs red raw, I shagged this bird last night and she had a fanny like a mouses ear.
mouses ear by Jamie April 13, 2003
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aired 

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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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wrongun 

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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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