Bobby's definitions

jv

jon vaughn.

ya. jon vaughn. word.

jvizzo. j dawg. well. not really.

by bobby January 11, 2005

Ripture

When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.

Bryant Pack took a shit and riptured himself.

by Bobby April 1, 2005

Puerto Rican Field Goal

When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.

Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up

by Bobby April 11, 2005

DOWD

FAG OF THE FAGS. BIGGEST LOSER ALIVE. I H8 H8 H8 HIM. AND HE THINKS HES ALL BAD BECAUSE HE HAS AN EIGHT INCH DICK THAT OOWW ALL THE LITTLE SLUTS CAN SUCK.big whoop dowd.

grant turned into a dowd and started 69ing with the chapelle sluts.

by bobby December 14, 2004

Perceptor

An Autobot sceintist who transforms into a microscope. Also a nerd.

That Perceptor is such a nerd.

by Bobby April 10, 2005

Brady

Bradys usually have blue eyes, and dirty blonde hair. They enjoy playing hockey and other sports but tend to not be very good. They think they are the bet at everything but really are not. They also like to think that all girls love them and they all do but they also have a lot of haters. Bradys are normally insecure about themselves so they like to put others down yo build up there self esteem. While bradys can be really rude at times they can be really nice. They tend to flirt with most girls and get them with there mighty fine looks. Most are fairly smart, cocky and funny. Bradys also are very sexual and are good in bed. They have huge dicks and jack off a lot. There kisses are very bad and slobbery. Also they force people into many bad things that they may want to do. Brady's are very loving in relationships and are always willing to do anything. They have amazing smiles and very pretty eyes. Sometimes they can make you feel like shit but thats only when they are on their periods

. Many Brady's are very gay.

that brady over there in an asshole

by Bobby July 24, 2014

Sable

WWF/WWE's Sable a Real name Rena Mero entered the WWF as a valet/manager for HHH and Then left him and started working with Mark Mero

he got injured

she became a star

he got pissed

she posed for playboy

sued WWF got fired

posed for playboy again

WWF Changed its name to WWE

she came back posed for payboy again

and got fired for reasons unkown

She is really hot and i wish her the best of luck

Sable is so sexy! I wish she can suck my !@#$

by Bobby September 9, 2004