Bob McFillius's definitions

cuhh

A noise made by a very obese person while breathing.

"Hey guys! Cuhhhhhhhhhhhh."

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

uptime

Social status measurement used by hopeless geeks as an alternate indicator of penile length. Completely non-representative of actual work being accomplished by said computer. Most accurate indicator known of time between power outages.

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

urban exploration

The act of exploring abandoned buildings, storm drains, machine rooms, and other places in cities where people do not normally go. Usually illegal, always fun. Possibly considered a terrorist act by post-democracy unelected governmental goons.

Where were you?
"I was doing some urban exploration down at the abandoned steel mill."

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

shitclump

A tiny clump of shit: Used as a derogatory term or insult.

"He's such a fucking shitclump."

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

dickclit

A clit that is large enough to be mistaken for a penis, although is not.

That bitch had a 2" dickclit!

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

cockmuffler

Whore. Someone who has so much cock in their mouth that they can be considered a muffler for it. Does not necessarily imply swallowing. See also cum muffler.

That girl is a regular cockmuffler!

by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003

arstechnica

The worst tech website ever, with an elitist (although not actually elite) group of members who are quick to make sure everyone conforms to their opinions for only 50$ a year.

by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003