Definitions by Bob McFillius
netcock
Since many of the traditional frat boy style cockwaving activities (date raping as many girls as possible, eating semen off of cookies) are available on the world wide web, a different indicator of penis length has cropped up among the dorks and failures of the messageboards. Usual indicators used are postcount, uptime, computer specifications, amount of RAM, hard drive size, "first post" in a thread, and various other completely non-vital statistics about one's computer. These "netcock waving" threads tend to start at least once a month on messageboards. A lucky person may find a thread full of pictures of the board's posters, so that their complete failure/dork status can be properly judged.
"Wow, he's got 20,000 posts, 4GB of RAM, and his computer has been up for 3 years. He must have a massive netcock."
netcock by Bob McFillius July 8, 2003
postcount
Another gauge used by forum failures of a person's netcock. Doesn't necessarily prove contribution to said forum, but does prove how little of a life the poster has. Can reach the tens of thousands for the true fuckups.
Wow, a 10,000 postcount! He must be a well respected member of this forum...
*click*
Wow, 9,000 posts that say "FAP FAP HA HA". What a fucking real American hero.
*click*
Wow, 9,000 posts that say "FAP FAP HA HA". What a fucking real American hero.
postcount by Bob McFillius July 8, 2003
feminine itch
1) The act of itching one's self in a feminine manner.
2) An itchy vulva, often talked about in the most blatant possible manner on network TV commercials while I'm eating.
2) An itchy vulva, often talked about in the most blatant possible manner on network TV commercials while I'm eating.
1) Look at him giggling like a school girl and going all limp wristed on that itch. That nizzle gots tha feminine itch for shizzle my dizzle.
2) "There are some subjects that are important to talk about with good friends... like painful, burning, feminine itch" - Actual Quote from Monistat commercial.
2) "There are some subjects that are important to talk about with good friends... like painful, burning, feminine itch" - Actual Quote from Monistat commercial.
feminine itch by Bob McFillius June 20, 2003
HardOCP
A website very similar to Arstechnica, although they have sold out in a different sort of way. Gives favorable reviews to anyone willing to send them hardware, has a webmaster with the IQ of a retarded cockroach with fetal alcohol syndrome, and constantly talks about how Hard everything is. Extreme overtones of homoeroticism.
HardOCP by Bob McFillius May 27, 2003
cockmuffler
Whore. Someone who has so much cock in their mouth that they can be considered a muffler for it. Does not necessarily imply swallowing. See also cum muffler.
cockmuffler by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003
arstechnica
The worst tech website ever, with an elitist (although not actually elite) group of members who are quick to make sure everyone conforms to their opinions for only 50$ a year.
arstechnica by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003