Bob's definitions

Bitch Tits

2)Breasts with an upward lift that are unusually well-formed, that scream "look at me!", matching the snobish affect of the owner.

"She's got 'bitch tits!' ...Come anywehre near her, she'll turn you to ice."

by Bob December 15, 2003

grasshoppersgifts

A place to purchace all kinds of gifts and novelties at below retail prices.

I did my christmas shopping at grasshoppersgifts and saved a bundle.

by bob December 9, 2004

mingling

The accidental merging of a weakling and a midget resulting in the formation a specimen similar in appearance to that of a 'munchkin man'. Often answers to such typical mingling names as 'Fairclough' or 'Boyfriend' and can reach speeds of up to 60-70mph, though provocation is required due to the natural hesitancy of this species.

Why, what a marvelous pair of pedal reachers that mingling is attached to.

by Bob April 19, 2005

buttgina

The ass of a man who has chosen to use it for sex rather than dropping the duce

One man to another,
"That was some fine buttgina I had last night!"

by bob February 6, 2005

nadu

gothic and bisexual

son: can i get some purple pants and a pentagon to go with it?
dad: are you a friggin nadu?

by bob April 24, 2004

jelbart

a cool friend who is fat

fucking jelbart

by bob November 10, 2003

Eggsack

A tired bedragled old man. Bitter and jaded doomed to a lackluster life of apathy and self resentment. Victimized by its spouse and despised by its children, eggsacks usually succumb to cancer and being poisoned by co-workers.

Sam was a total eggsack, I'm glad he's dead.

by Bob January 27, 2004