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A mixture of 8 parts powdered iron oxide and 3 parts powdered aluminum, which, when ignited, becomes and extremely hot, sparking mass via na exothermic chemical reaction taking place. Can reach temperatures in the range of 2000-3000 C
Thermite will fuck up a squad car's engine real good.
by Bob November 09, 2003
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1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!
by Bob December 20, 2004
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Good beer, everyone makes it at home.
by Bob August 14, 2003
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A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.
Dude that Mongoose ate my dog.
by Bob July 24, 2003
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Most commonly known to the average worker as a Totally Pointless Stuff Report, management views these as
Sending a list of completed goals to your management because they are too lazy to read a standard status report to get updates.
by BoB December 23, 2003
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Synonymous to Hollywood, CA.
I'm going to tinseltown with dreams of becoming famous.
by Bob April 13, 2004
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A cool person
What a noonie!
by Bob December 19, 2003
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