Bob's definitions

Jacksonville

City in NorthEast Florida, hosted the 2005 Super Bowl. Pwns Orlando in every possible way. Best city in America.

Tourist 1: Wow that city is kool! It's better than Orlando!

Tourist 2: Must be Jacksonville!

Tourist 3: Jacksonville is full of people with the bling!

by Bob May 13, 2005

Gubmint

Gubmint - The Government

"On Wenzdee, ah gits mah free gubmint cheez."

by Bob May 22, 2004

schwag

In Alberta in the early 80's "schwag" meant a fat homely chick.

Man, I better leave this bar, there's nobody here but a bunch of fat schwags!

by bob January 12, 2004

girv

lesbionic, ugly, scary creature

i hate girv
AHHH girv (hides face)

by bob January 23, 2005

rice baguette

Originally created as a derrogatory term directed towards half french, half chinese children. Developped by two dope-ass scientists (T-Ba and K-Ro). "rice baguette" may also be used to describe a baguette that is made mainly from rice. This reduces the fat content and the cholesterol and carbs. The only people interested in these coincidentally are rice baguettes themselves because they are insecure and think they are fat.

His dad is from china and his mom is from france so he is a rice baguette.

Could u pass the rice baguettes please?

by Bob October 13, 2004

Sexy Bob

damn you sexy bob

you sexy bob

by Bob April 4, 2003

try-hard

Someone who trys to be like someone else.

by Bob August 24, 2003