Definitions by BlueBear

asswipe 

asswipe known as toilet paper you use to wipe your ass or to blow your nose when you run out of facial tissues

because of the coronavirus asswipe is hard to get these days

asswipe by bluebear April 8, 2020

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball 

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball by bluebear March 31, 2020

hot under the coller 

hot under the coller to be pissed or highly irritated

i came into work late this morning my boss was hot under the coller
my neighbors dog crapped in my yard i was hot under the coller

hot under the coller by bluebear March 26, 2020

get your head out of your bum

get your head out of your bum a non vulgar way to tell someone to get their head out of their ass meaning pay attention to whats going on around you

my teacher told me get your head out of your bum and pay attention to whats going around you

get your head out of your bum by bluebear February 28, 2020

go back to the trailer park you came from 

go back to the trailer park you came from a way to call someone trailer trash and they should go back to the trailer park they came from

my old girlfriend tried to get back with me i told her to go back to the trailer park you came from

go back to the trailer park you came from by bluebear February 27, 2020

no user serviceable parts inside

no user serviceable parts inside a warning label put on electronic products to encourage people to buy a new electronic products or have them professionally serviced when they brake down

no user serviceable parts inside label on electrical and electronic products the biggest scam in the electronics industry to encourage people to throw their electronic products away and buy new electronic products or have them professionally serviced when they brake down even for simple miner repairs because people are to afraid to attempt repairs themselves or cant afford to have them serviced electronics end up in the landfill thanks to this electronics industry scam

no user serviceable parts inside by bluebear January 28, 2020

looking for a new mama 

looking for a new mama to look for a new woman or girlfriend used by jimmie rodgers the singing brakeman in his songs

my mama dumped me and im looking for a new mama

looking for a new mama by bluebear January 11, 2020