Definitions by Blue Cawdrey

Mad as a March hare. 

May stem from the relationship between the March hare and the Mad hatter in Lewis Carols - Alice in Wonderland during the tea party.

See also: Mad As a Hatter

1) Jimbo took three E's a tab of acid a hefty snort of coke, a massive toke on the bong and for the rest of the evening was seen to be acting as mad as a March hare.

2) My grandadsd is 99 and sometimes acts as mad as a March hare.

Mad as a March hare. by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Dead man walking 

US: A death row prisoner on his terminal walk to eternity inherites the unenviable title of 'dead man walking'.

As the prisoner set of for his last walk to the gas chamber the other con's slowly shook there heads from side to side and muttered 'dead man walking'.

Dead man walking by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

More tea Vicar 

UK: Sometimes used at pub time in male company to acknowlege that somebody has let one rip.
It is said in a posh voice parodying behaviour in more gentile circles.

Jimmy raised his left buttock and let one rip that rattled the half empty glasses on the table, even before the smell of baking brownies had begun to disapate his mates chorused 'more tea vicar'.

More tea Vicar by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

let one rip 

Let one rip, yet another way to say fart.

Jimbo let one rip this time he followed through, as he waddled away he thought 'It's about time I cleaned out that fridge'.

let one rip by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

daisy chain 

A line of fully interlocking homosexual men resembling a big gay pink and brown centipede.

Quentin as usual at the front of the daisy chain called to his friend Julian at the opposite end of the line "Back up duck and lets form a circle".

daisy chain by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Cow Egg 

UK: In Britain milk can be delivered to the doorstep in glass bottles. These are sometimes called cow eggs.

The milkmans here, go get a cow egg so we can have a brew.

Cow Egg by Blue Cawdrey November 20, 2004

Take deep breaths... 

Short for, Take deep breaths it will go quicker.
Used when somebody farts in a small room, lift etc.

In Crowded lift.
Grunty: Prrrrrwwumph
Grunty's Friend: Eugh! That stinks.
Grunty: Take deep breaths...

Take deep breaths... by Blue Cawdrey November 20, 2004