Blastmaster's definitions

diarhea

Misspelling of "diarrhea," a favorite subject of elementary school songs learned on the playground.

(singing) When you're sittin' on the toilet and the toilet paper's gone, be a man: Use your hands! Diarrhea!

(singing) When you're ridin' on your Harley and you feel somethin' gnarly: Diarrhea! When you're climbin' on a ladder and you feel somethin' splatter: Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

by BlastMaster December 30, 2003

asshattery

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.

I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

toot

A gaseous discharge consisting of methane and hydrogen sulfide that when expelled, produced a sound like that of a horn.

Do you really need an example? Well, ok.
/leans...*HOOOOOONK!*

by BlastMaster September 21, 2003

kar

Short for "Karabiner," (the K98) a rifle made by mauser and used by the german army in the world wars. "Kar" is mostly used among Day of Defeat players when referring to that weapon.

I've been owned by the kar again!

by BlastMaster June 19, 2003

Paragon

A company that produced radio equipment during the early 1920's.

I saw a Paragon amplifier on eBay for an outrageous amount of money.

by BlastMaster June 6, 2003

newbish

Having quality that makes something appear to be made by, thought of, etc. by a newb (look up newb or newbie). This word is used when someone asks a question with a seemingly obvious answer. Also when someone produces poor quality work, esp. in mapping or similar computer game activities.

Also spelled as "noobish"

"I have a newbish question..."
"That looks quite newbish..."

by BlastMaster February 5, 2003

nipple

A small metal tube protruding from the breech of a muzzle loading firearm, used to hold a percussion cap so that it may be struck by the hammer and ignite the powder.

Place a cap on the nipple and draw the hammer back, aim, and fire.

by BlastMaster June 12, 2003