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A measurement system based on crap.
The smallest unit = the turd.
5 turds = 1 pile
5 piles = 1 crapload
5 craploads = 1 shitload
5 shitloads = 1 buttload
5 buttloads = 1 assload
5 assloads = 1 cesspool
This pool contains about 1200 assloads of water.
fecic by BlastMaster September 23, 2003
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sellyn felicya 

You don't get to hear this name often because people only call "sellyn". People with this name have very unique characteristics. They are pretty but their hairs are smelly. Their feet are also smell like dogs.
Sellyn Felicya is pretty but her hairs are so smelly.

Sellyn Felicya's feet smells like a dog.
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feliciano vargas 

An Italian man who is obsessed with pasta and a German man named Ludwig.
Feliciano Vargas: Ludwig!!!!! I love you more than pasta!!!!!!
Ludwig: Feli......get back to your training.

felicity kiss 

Alternative name for deepthroat, when the fellatrix's lips touch or"kiss" the skin around the base of her partner's penis.
I went out with Felicity last weekend, and she lived up to her name - she can do a felicity kiss!
felicity kiss by Maddox6969 May 31, 2016

Felicitous 

adjective
1. suitable or right and expressing well the intended thought or feeling.

2. happy
1. He summed up Jack's achievements in one or two felicitous phrases.

2. I am so felicitous today since my father has returned from his journey.

NOTE: The opposite of felicitous is infelicitous.
Felicitous by Ezechiel January 31, 2007

Felicitas 

Felicitas is the fucking best. Bootiful Mind. Bootiful face. Bootiful ass.
Dayum, Felicitas is so cute.
Felicitas by Syndrox October 14, 2020

Felicity 

Felicity is a very smart, talented and gorgeous girl. She is such a nice person to be around who will always have your back. Everyone wants to be her friend. She is the funniest person ever making you laugh every second of every day. She is good at everything and looks amazing in whatever she wears. She has beautiful eyes and the face and body of an angel. If you ever meet a Felicity don’t break her heart and never let her go she is the most amazing, funny, beautiful and happiest girl you will ever meet.
That girls hot she must be a Felicity.

Why are you smiling I have one word..... Felicity.
I wish I had a Felicity in my life.

I wish I was a Felicity.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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