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A measurement system based on crap.
The smallest unit = the turd.
5 turds = 1 pile
5 piles = 1 crapload
5 craploads = 1 shitload
5 shitloads = 1 buttload
5 buttloads = 1 assload
5 assloads = 1 cesspool
This pool contains about 1200 assloads of water.
fecic by BlastMaster September 23, 2003
Words you can keep

sellyn felicya 

You don't get to hear this name often because people only call "sellyn". People with this name have very unique characteristics. They are pretty but their hairs are smelly. Their feet are also smell like dogs.
Sellyn Felicya is pretty but her hairs are so smelly.

Sellyn Felicya's feet smells like a dog.
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feliciano vargas 

An Italian man who is obsessed with pasta and a German man named Ludwig.
Feliciano Vargas: Ludwig!!!!! I love you more than pasta!!!!!!
Ludwig: Feli......get back to your training.

felicity kiss 

Alternative name for deepthroat, when the fellatrix's lips touch or"kiss" the skin around the base of her partner's penis.
I went out with Felicity last weekend, and she lived up to her name - she can do a felicity kiss!
felicity kiss by Maddox6969 May 31, 2016

Felicitous 

adjective
1. suitable or right and expressing well the intended thought or feeling.

2. happy
1. He summed up Jack's achievements in one or two felicitous phrases.

2. I am so felicitous today since my father has returned from his journey.

NOTE: The opposite of felicitous is infelicitous.
Felicitous by Ezechiel January 31, 2007

Felicitas 

Felicitas is the fucking best. Bootiful Mind. Bootiful face. Bootiful ass.
Dayum, Felicitas is so cute.
Felicitas by Syndrox October 14, 2020

Felicity 

Felicity is a very smart, talented and gorgeous girl. She is such a nice person to be around who will always have your back. Everyone wants to be her friend. She is the funniest person ever making you laugh every second of every day. She is good at everything and looks amazing in whatever she wears. She has beautiful eyes and the face and body of an angel. If you ever meet a Felicity don’t break her heart and never let her go she is the most amazing, funny, beautiful and happiest girl you will ever meet.
That girls hot she must be a Felicity.

Why are you smiling I have one word..... Felicity.
I wish I had a Felicity in my life.

I wish I was a Felicity.
More from Urban Dictionary
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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