Short-eyes

The minute a short-eyes hits the shower in the Federal Hotel, he starts getting a taste of his own medicine.
by Blackwolf Morrow October 01, 2005
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Cho-mo

When a Cho-Mo gets thrown in the joint, the rest of the inmates make his life hell.
by Blackwolf Morrow July 28, 2005
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The Federal Hotel

A belittling term for prison, often used by someone who has been there.
Man, we get caught with this shit, and it's a five-year stay in the Federal Hotel!
by Blackwolf Morrow September 30, 2005
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Cock Pox

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot, crotch rot, and galloping knob rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.
That dirty ho gave me the cock pox!
by Blackwolf Morrow July 25, 2005
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Marriage

An affliction of the body and mind. Effects include isolation, desperation, sexual frustration, alcohol consumption, inability to communicate, and in extreme cases, physical violence or childbirth. Due to advances in modern medicine, many cases of marriage do not end in death.
The fact that you asked for an example is ample evidence that you've never experienced marriage.
by Blackwolf Morrow February 14, 2011
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secret sixth

Reverse on a five-speed manual transmission. Drivers mistakenly shift up from fifth into a "secret" sixth gear, which is actually reverse.
I can't give you a ride to practice today. Jack tried to put it in secret sixth when he borrowed my car on Saturday, and now it has no transmission.
by Blackwolf Morrow September 06, 2008
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kid

1) A child. Something that isn't human yet but might grow to be someday.

2) Word that comes after "Hey" when you're tired of saying "Hey you" or "Hey there"

3) Mild term of friendly endearment, usually used with the ladies or someone younger than you.
1) I'd rather be capped in the head than have a goddamn kid!

2) Hey kid!

3) How you doin kid? Everything alright?
by Blackwolf Morrow October 01, 2005
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