9 definitions by Black Belt Jones

The Penix

Alter ego of El Duce, El Crispenus, ally and administratrix of The Horn, member of the DOV

"The Penix is here, let's go to McDonalds!"

by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

Member of the DOV and Minister of the clown, known for his antics and affination for the boggarts.

"yo, black belt board is coming to town for the Talking Heads show!"

by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

Another name for the heroic "Black Belt Jones," friend of Pop Byrd, enemy of Pinky and the Boggarts, alter ego of Jim "Enter Dragon" Kelly.

"Yo, Pop needs help - go get Belt!"

by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003

Member of DOV, hater of "TRUTH" commercials and wearer of the leather pants.

by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

Owner of the "Pop Byrd" dojo, alter ego of Scatman Cruthers and nemesis of "Pinky."

"yo, Pop Byrd, put those pork chops in the fridge with the beer and the broads."

by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003

the sound one makes when inserting ones nuts into anothers mouth; see The Teabag.

by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003

(p.noun) alter ego of Einhorn
(verb) to subject an individual of the female persuasion to a backdoor rodgering not likely to be forgotten.

"ahhh, The Penix gave her The Horn last night, she was limpin' good!"

by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003