Black Belt Jones's definitions

pork chops

Clownish individuals, fools that are often the subject of demeaning, yet humorous shenanigans.

"Put these pork chops in the fridge, with the beers and the broads!"

by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003

Poppa Byrd

Owner of the "Pop Byrd" dojo, alter ego of Scatman Cruthers and nemesis of "Pinky."

"yo, Pop Byrd, put those pork chops in the fridge with the beer and the broads."

by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003

belt

Another name for the heroic "Black Belt Jones," friend of Pop Byrd, enemy of Pinky and the Boggarts, alter ego of Jim "Enter Dragon" Kelly.

"Yo, Pop needs help - go get Belt!"

by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003

The Penix

Alter ego of El Duce, El Crispenus, ally and administratrix of The Horn, member of the DOV

"The Penix is here, let's go to McDonalds!"

by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

dip dip

the sound one makes when inserting ones nuts into anothers mouth; see The Teabag.

"Oh man, you got hosed! Dip Dip!"

by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003

The Sleeper

Member of DOV, hater of "TRUTH" commercials and wearer of the leather pants.

"don't fear the sleeper..."

by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

The Elder Statesman

Member of DOV, his boss is Bruce, a.k.a Gamblor and lives for the Shore.

"what's the elder statesman doing with the evil one?"

by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003