Definitions by Black Belt Jones

The Penix 

Alter ego of El Duce, El Crispenus, ally and administratrix of The Horn, member of the DOV

"The Penix is here, let's go to McDonalds!"

The Penix by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

The Sleeper 

Member of DOV, hater of "TRUTH" commercials and wearer of the leather pants.

"don't fear the sleeper..."

The Sleeper by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

The Horn 

(p.noun) alter ego of Einhorn
(verb) to subject an individual of the female persuasion to a backdoor rodgering not likely to be forgotten.

"ahhh, The Penix gave her The Horn last night, she was limpin' good!"

The Horn by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

The Elder Statesman 

Member of DOV, his boss is Bruce, a.k.a Gamblor and lives for the Shore.

"what's the elder statesman doing with the evil one?"

The Elder Statesman by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

Black Belt Board 

Member of the DOV and Minister of the clown, known for his antics and affination for the boggarts.

"yo, black belt board is coming to town for the Talking Heads show!"

Black Belt Board by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

dip dip

the sound one makes when inserting ones nuts into anothers mouth; see The Teabag.

"Oh man, you got hosed! Dip Dip!"

dip dip by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003

Poppa Byrd 

Owner of the "Pop Byrd" dojo, alter ego of Scatman Cruthers and nemesis of "Pinky."

"yo, Pop Byrd, put those pork chops in the fridge with the beer and the broads."

Poppa Byrd by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003