Shit Paper

What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.

See Also: Corn Cob

Damn! No toilet paper. Looks like I'm gonna have to go get some shit paper.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

the big mac

This term is used for insulting someone fat,overwhieght, huge,etc. this is because the Big Mac is a very big and fattening burger from Mc'Donalds. You can also use the term Mc'double.

(In a classroom with a fat teacher) student1"the Big Mac is comeing" student2 " everyone do your work!!" Fat teacher " I'm back now do your damn work!!"

by BILLYGOAT May 15, 2015

coniption

To be unhappy with another and have a fit. A bad temper followed by anger

My dad is going to have a conniption when he finds out I wrecked his camaro.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

conglomeration

1. A Mix of many different things into one.

This sandwich is a conglomeration of mustard, ketchup, letuce, tamatoe, ham, turkey, white bread, and salad dressing.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Mustang

1. Helps pick chicks up. Pussy Wagon.
2. Classic Ford car still in production.

We can take the mustang out this weekend and pickup some chicks.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

situationism

a word that describes any situation that is out of hand or abnormal that happens to you and your boys and/or girls.

"holy fuck i can't believe we jacked that dude at 7/11 with a water gun full of piss that was situationism for sure."

by billygoat April 21, 2006

Salomi Sling

1. See condom

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002