billygoat's definitions

Shit Paper

What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.

See Also: Corn Cob

Damn! No toilet paper. Looks like I'm gonna have to go get some shit paper.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

diabetabeer

any beer of canadian or scandinavian origin that is over 8 perecent

black label supreme, maudite, faxe.
"fuck i drank so many diabetabeers last night i can't stop pissing."

by billygoat September 17, 2006

coniption

To be unhappy with another and have a fit. A bad temper followed by anger

My dad is going to have a conniption when he finds out I wrecked his camaro.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

waffle ass

1. What happens when you sit on a Milk Crate for extended periouds of time.

Man I sat on that Milk crate for a couple hours last night at the camp fire and went to bed with a waffle ass.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

walnut ass

1. The ass of a female so tight that you believe you could crack walnuts on it.

Wow...If that chick doesn't have a walnut ass I've never seen one before.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.

" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."

by billygoat April 21, 2006

the big mac

This term is used for insulting someone fat,overwhieght, huge,etc. this is because the Big Mac is a very big and fattening burger from Mc'Donalds. You can also use the term Mc'double.

(In a classroom with a fat teacher) student1"the Big Mac is comeing" student2 " everyone do your work!!" Fat teacher " I'm back now do your damn work!!"

by BILLYGOAT May 15, 2015