Reason

A justification to yourself for a bad decision.

I want to get blackout on a Tuesday but I'll need a reason first. . .

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018

Gender Studies

An academic field created out of thin air and built on a foundation of bullshit. It recruits unsocialized, lesbian undergraduates and teaches them the proper technique for blaming all of their real and imaginary problems on a hypothetical, ancient, patriarchal conspiracy.

Gender Studies should be a fascinating subject but it’s only studied by insane people.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 24, 2019

Forgetting the Alamo

a crime in the State of Texas that is punishable by branding of the Alamo into the ass of the condemned (lest he forget the Alamo again).

Judge, I will actually suck your dick if you let me off with probation for forgetting the Alamo. It’ll never happen again!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 01, 2019

Pop Yang

To talk trash.

Don't pop yang about Smash Mouth. That shit ain't funny.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover June 01, 2020

Buying Cigarettes

Leaving your family forever.

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 07, 2018

jazz

The greatest American invention.

It's about the notes you *don't* play.

A genre of music few white people can handle.

A revolutionary musical genre birthed in New Orleans in the early 20th Century by black. Jazz arose from the folk and spiritual music traditions of freed slaves in the Mississippi Delta, and is the patriarch of blues, R&B, Rock & Roll, and all contemporary popular music.

You hear a lot of Jazz around Christmastime

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018

semicolon

A colon that winks with its tail, this glyph (“;”) literally translates to “I went to college” and purports to conjoin two related independent clauses.

What is a semicolon?

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 07, 2019