Zonked

(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.
You’re just ZONKED
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019
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Buying Cigarettes

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 07, 2018
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Texas Hold ‘Em

The superior form of poker: each player is dealt 2 cards, face down. A round of betting ensues. Then 3 cards are dealt in the middle of the table, face up. Bet. Another card in the middle. Bet. Again. Bet. Your hand is not required to include the initial facedown cards and standard poker rules apply.

If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”

Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.
Let’s play Texas Hold ‘Em
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019
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9/20

According to memelore, everyone is going to storm Area 51 on September 20, 2019 and finally meet the aliens.
Everyone did 9/20.
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Reason

A justification to yourself for a bad decision.
I want to get blackout on a Tuesday but I'll need a reason first. . .
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018
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Pop Yang

Don't pop yang about Smash Mouth. That shit ain't funny.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover June 01, 2020
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Grandpa Joe

Someone who fakes polio until there's something better to do.

Also, a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who was bed-ridden until his grandson won a trip to a slave-run chocolate underworld.
My girlfriend is a Grandpa Joe because she plays sick whenever I want to have sex.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018
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