(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 07, 2018
The superior form of poker: each player is dealt 2 cards, face down. A round of betting ensues. Then 3 cards are dealt in the middle of the table, face up. Bet. Another card in the middle. Bet. Again. Bet. Your hand is not required to include the initial facedown cards and standard poker rules apply.
If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”
Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.
If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”
Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019
According to memelore, everyone is going to storm Area 51 on September 20, 2019 and finally meet the aliens.
Everyone did 9/20.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 14, 2019
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover June 01, 2020
Someone who fakes polio until there's something better to do.
Also, a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who was bed-ridden until his grandson won a trip to a slave-run chocolate underworld.
Also, a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who was bed-ridden until his grandson won a trip to a slave-run chocolate underworld.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018