Gum the Hog

When Granny goes down on you , without her teeth in, its called Gumming the Hog.

Dave screamed, "Go on granny, gum that hog....."

by Bill W April 02, 2004

stinky sullivan

A situation where a person, who has gas, comes over into a group of people and gets off on dropping the Stinkbomb Fart on the whole group, knocking everyone unconcious with his disgusting man stink, and then not owning up.

Go on andy, you stinky sullivan, get out of here man, that smells.

by Bill W March 17, 2004

Brownie Keck

This is where two people are having sex in a 69 position, where the bottom belches and blows the belch into the Top persons ass, this usually causes a Hottie Egest.

Dave gave Billy a hot Brownie Keck.

by Bill W May 27, 2004

skank salad

When someone gets a salad , brings it back to work to eat it, because he cant eat meat (weird catholic thing, I dont get it really), and the salad smells up the whole room with it rank smell.
A smell worse than crotchrot.

Yo.

Andy that skank salad has my stomach turnin man....

by Bill W March 19, 2004

Stank-Chunk Trumpet

This occurs when you burp really loudly , then precede to blow the burp into someones face, often times followed by small bits of food from your freshly eaten lunch.

Christy coulndt stand the force from my stank-chunk trumpet

by Bill W March 23, 2004

continuum transfunctioner

A strange other worldly device, that when possessed in the right time and place, can get you some really hot wild sex with some really fucking hot chicks.

Sweet, Whats mine say?

by Bill W April 02, 2004

rump varnish

This is the saucey brown collection of shit that gathers itself around the anus cavity of a woman, ending up on the body of the guy that assfucking her, as he bangs against her body.

Man, I was fucking my bitch, and I got rump varnish all over my legs....fuck dat.

by Bill W March 23, 2004