short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

by bill September 06, 2005

douche monger

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

by Bill March 15, 2004

afganni

name for a mostly indica strain of marijuana that originated in the middle east near afganistan. A dark colored weed that is great for making hashish and a great smoke if you like a knockout high. Has a very strong almost skunky odor. Usually sells from 15 dollars to 20 dollars a gram.

I smoked some bomb afganni last night.

by Bill February 09, 2005

right quack

right quack is derrived from the phrase 'real quick.'

Let me see that magazine right quack before i smack you upside your dome.

by Bill December 10, 2003

1killercls

One cool dude.

1killercls is so coll it still baffles the un-cool.

by bill January 04, 2004

caunk

slang term for the male reproductive organ..

penis, cock, dick, talleywaker, mushroomtip, pedro, or johnson.

by bill November 06, 2003

DE

dick eater aka joel viereck

"I eat them i dont suck them," says DE

by bill December 16, 2003