Bill's definitions

caunk

slang term for the male reproductive organ..

penis, cock, dick, talleywaker, mushroomtip, pedro, or johnson.

by bill November 6, 2003

DE

dick eater aka joel viereck

"I eat them i dont suck them," says DE

by bill December 16, 2003

right quack

right quack is derrived from the phrase 'real quick.'

Let me see that magazine right quack before i smack you upside your dome.

by Bill December 10, 2003

crabs

Pesky pubic lice, that require treatment to remove, or they replicate and take over your entire crotch area.

Eazy-E sez: She had more crabs than a seafood platter.

by Bill February 14, 2004

instigator

Bunty, officially known as the instigator.

GEESE LAWEEZ is that bunty ever an instigator

by Bill May 12, 2004

short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

by bill September 6, 2005

crazy town

Prince Albert Saskatchewan, Canada

I just left Crazy Town

by Bill July 21, 2008