Bill's definitions
by bill February 19, 2003

by bill April 3, 2003

by bill April 22, 2004

Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.
Also deemed Pompey Steamer
Also deemed Pompey Steamer
Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?
We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society
We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society
by bill April 7, 2005

by bill January 3, 2004
