animal house

a damn good movie, it's all about college frats and having fun. You do whatever you want.

I can't believe this frat is like an animal house!

by Bill December 15, 2003

Bifted

Under the influence of marijuana particularly or, more generally, other recreational drugs.

'Does your dealer do good gear?'
'Fuck yeah! After, like, a couple of tokes you're totally bifted'

by Bill December 04, 2003

Eye fuck

A term Drill Instructors use when you look them in the eyes.An act which merits a good trashing

Recruit: *looks in the DI's eyes*

DI: YOU EYE FUCKING ME, SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!

Recruit: No sir!

DI: *Punches the recruit in the gut*

by Bill March 20, 2006

Suicide sixty-nine

noun:A sexual finishing move based out of the standing sixty-nine position where the male, after recieving full pleasurment from the inverted female, proceeds to pile drive her into the ground, rendering her dazed and or unconcious.

Suicide sixty-nine, the easy way to avoid the ackward after sex talk

by Bill June 19, 2006

Man Lover

A male that likes it up the cornhole

Dave, you are such a man lover.

by Bill March 11, 2004

matrix moment

Attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. Anything done on "Jack-Ass" or in the movie The Matrix. AKA...don't try this one at home kids.

....said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain...."Dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump."

by Bill November 06, 2003

Chi-Fi

Hi-Fi products, made in China

That brand used to be manufactured in America, now it's Chi-Fi.

by Bill February 08, 2005