Bill's definitions

mom

The number one source of great jokes worldwide

I had rough sex with your mom last night

by Bill December 28, 2005

meatahol

A drink of the Gods, consisting mainly of well-cooked chunks of animal and pure rubbing alcohol.

Hey God of Thunder, lets go get drunk on meatahol!

by bill September 26, 2003

two way

device for communicating with others by using a telecommunications device similar to a walkie talkie

Man this bitch been hittin me on my two way all day, wastin' up my characters.

by bill February 19, 2003

Progressive Conservative

N. An oxymoron. A political party in Canada. Created in the 1830s, formed the first government of Canada under the name Liberal Conservatives (another oxymoron), changed their name to Conservatives and then merged with the Progressive Party to become the Progressive Conservatives. After the Mulrooney government they became very unpopular.

Joe Clark is a progressive Conservative.

by bill June 24, 2003

cossimy

To obtain or receive (something) on loan with the promise or understanding of returning it or its equivalent.

"I'll show you where I rest at, it aint hard to find me
Let me buy a brick and get the other on cossimy"
50 Cent - Corner Bodega

by Bill February 27, 2005

bug man

A homosexual who has contracted HIV.

by Bill August 14, 2003

Shnoz

The nickname for someone who is an idiot, but in a funny and stupid way.

Schnoz is a complete twat!

by Bill November 19, 2003