matrix moment

Attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. Anything done on "Jack-Ass" or in the movie The Matrix. AKA...don't try this one at home kids.

....said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain...."Dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump."

by Bill November 06, 2003

pop it in yer ass

when you pop something in your anus or even the rectum which is the same thing.

Billy was a fag so he loved to pop things in his ass

by bill January 19, 2004

Liquid Tension Experiment

1. Two side projects by three of 5 Dream Theater band members. The band Members are: John Petrucci (Guitar), Mike Portnoy (Drums), Jordan Rudess(Keyboard), and Tony Levin (Bass). Two

2. A total kick ass band that has the best musicians put together.

Did you get the Liquid Tension Experiment CD? It's so bad ass.

by Bill December 29, 2003

beasting

Fucking shit up verbally, or physically. When someone becomes so crazy, they need a cage or some other restraining device.

Man, THAT DEUS KID WAS BEASTING SO MUCH NOT EVEN TWO CAGES COULD CONTAIN HIM!

by Bill April 29, 2003

underpar

A Brain dead monkey That licks lt.deaths cock.

God that underpar sucks.

by bill January 19, 2004

african wedding cake

Another term used for watermelon

"Look at that nigga with the African Wedding Cake all over his lips."

by bill January 19, 2004

hook

A person who cheats on line calls in tennis.

That hook hooked me out of the last three points, dagnabbit!

by Bill April 09, 2004