Definitions by Big Tom

Grandiginous oof 

The epiphany of having committed an, oof (a failure) in any given situation.

Jared: “bro, I’m so sorry but I just dropped your blunt and now it’s fucked.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”

Grandiginous oof by Big Tom December 24, 2018

Treading a needle

Very extreme Diarrhea.

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.

Treading a needle by Big Tom July 10, 2016

Police stop 

how a cop stops at a stop sign by having his foot over the brake as he rolls through the stop sign.

That cop did a police stop.

Police stop by Big Tom April 7, 2009

he fell 

What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.

Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?

Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.

Police Officer: Oh okay.

he fell by Big Tom September 14, 2007

ignites

When a car starts after a long and hard cold-weather crank.

Okay Bill, it sure is freezing. Give it a crank. I sure hope this car ignites.

ignites by Big Tom July 4, 2007

quadajo 

What a Cuban or Puerto Rican says when they are pissed off.

Oh my god, pedro, what out for the bus!!!!! Quadajo!!!!!!

quadajo by Big Tom September 26, 2006

floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.

Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.

floorboard by Big Tom September 19, 2006