horror movie crank

The long cranking of a car that is trying to start in a horror movie. Usually by a teen girl in a tight skirt and high heels. she usually floods the engine.

The monster was nearly so the girl gave her car a "horror movie crank".

by Big Tom December 29, 2004

coverage

How big an area a fart can be smelled in.

Mike's fart has a big coverage area. I can smell it in the entire arena.

by Big Tom October 19, 2005

cup of coffee

When a baseball player is in the Major Leagues for a very short time.

Chuck Goggin was a pretty good player, but he only had a cup of coffee for the Red Sox.

by Big Tom September 06, 2005

weld

To rip a burning and horrible smelling fart

After eating that garlic pizza, I am going to weld.

by Big Tom September 03, 2005

flooded out

When a car will not start unless you give a long and hard 5 minute non-stop crank.

Oh my, that lady's car is flooded out!!!!!!

by Big Tom September 03, 2005

Tinted

When a road curves very slightly

Okay, Mike, the road is tinted after the brown house on your right.

by Big Tom May 20, 2005

jap slap

To strike a person, usually on the head, with both hands on either side of the head

I want to Jap slap him

by Big Tom April 30, 2005