Fartographer

One who likes to have anus love with dolphins while high on crack.

I'm a fucking fartographer, its no big deal.

by Big Baby Jesus April 23, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

it isnt for sure, my nigger, you fucking dumbass honkeys, its for sure, my nigga

now you know why we get mad when you white folks try to talk like us

by Big Baby Jesus January 06, 2005

Jesus's fuck thang

The organ that Jesus used to fuck all those bitches. That's why there are so many Christians in the world.

Jesus wipped out Jesus's fuck thang so much, even the son of god got chaffed.

by Big Baby Jesus October 01, 2004

dick all hard

when you get your hopes up for somethin. not necessarily sex.

we're not goin to the club? damn, and you had my dick all hard and shit...

by big baby jesus February 23, 2004

valentine's day

the wonderful day where me and my friends go throw candy hearts at all the couples around town and avoid being arrested.

oh shit a cop.

by big baby jesus February 23, 2004

Dec

Abbreviation for the word "decent". Used to describe a particular feeling, situation or object.

That chick is dec.

by Big Baby Jesus September 17, 2003

hankypanky

What gay fucking dorks call fucking.

Hey, lets make some hankypanky, it's no big deal.

by Big Baby Jesus April 29, 2003