Pugresting

The art of spending a lot of time in a peugeot car with the seat reclined,sometimes sleeping,the person doing this would normally park in an area that is hard to see,so not to be spotted.

Look at that guy he has been pugresting all morning

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 22, 2009

Sausagefast

When a person goes to a cafe,mostly at a unconvienient time and orders a fried breakfast which must contain at least 2 sausage,the person would normally then go and sleep it off as they would feel awfull after eating it

person 1.. full breakfast please
person 2.. sorry were just about to close
person 1.. there is time,and slap a couple extra sausage on please
person 2.. that customer has just ordered a Sausagefast and have you seen the time
person 3.. oh great were gonna be late

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 20, 2009

time waxing

to wax or shave the area on your arm where you wear your watch to avoid irritation

my wrist is itching i must be ready for a time waxing

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 05, 2009

Ringface

When a persons face resembles a human anus

Hey look at that Ringface. He looks a right arsehole!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Bog Buster

When a mans balls are so long they skim the surface of the water when taking a dump,replicating the action of the bouncing bombs during the dambusters strikes in germany

Cor daves balls hang so low when he has a shit he must be a bog buster

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 11, 2010

Treadfull

When riding ones motorcycle and you accidentally ride through Dog Shit

I've had a treadfull today since I hit all that shit!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 04, 2013

Lumbtrip

When a friend or work mate asks you to go on a road trip abroad with them
At first you think that's nice
Then when you set of on your trip,you realise they have asked you along to pay half the costs

Where you been Steve?
I've been away to Belgium.
Did you have a good time?
To be honest I was taken for a Lumbtrip!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty June 18, 2013