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Definitions by Bertyflirtyandimthirty

Treadfull 

When riding ones motorcycle and you accidentally ride through Dog Shit
I've had a treadfull today since I hit all that shit!

Grindergasm 

Having a Grindergasm is When a male reaches accidental Orgasm by the vibrations given off when using an angle grinder for cutting metal
Hey pete, I was cutting that metal bar off when I had a pleasant Grindergasm.

Still got a nice clean cut even though my body was pulsating all over the yard.
Oh I had one of those once and they're amazing Steve

Grindergasm 

When a male reaches accidental Orgasm by the vibrations given off when using an angle grinder for cutting metal.
Hey pete, I was cutting that metal bar off when I had a pleasant Grindergasm.
Still got a nice clean cut even though my body was pulsating all over the yard.

Coaster Pong

When one rides a roller coaster at a theme park and the person in front is suffering from body odour.Making the passengers behind feel ill with the smell.
I went on the new Roller Coaster The terror of Lumb at happy World last Saturday and this bloke got on in front of us and we all suffered coaster pong!
Wish we had never gone on!
Why don't people care about the way they smell?

Lumbtrip 

When a friend or work mate asks you to go on a road trip abroad with them
At first you think that's nice
Then when you set of on your trip,you realise they have asked you along to pay half the costs
Where you been Steve?
I've been away to Belgium.
Did you have a good time?
To be honest I was taken for a Lumbtrip!
A Man or Woman who makes his or her living by selling what most people would describe as Junk on Auction sites.They usually acquire these goods from recycling tips/refuge bins or even items at the side of the road.
These people would usually have a old dirty van for there work but would also have either a classic or maybe a kit car to make people think they are upper class citizens.
They also tend to be selfish people with little or no real interest in others.
Hey Dave I saw a Lumbster down at the Tip today,he was loading his van with all sorts of junk.
Yea Matt they sell it online to make money!
Do they actually sell any of it Dave?
Oh yea some people will buy anything.

Harley Shortster

A Harley Shortster is a person who is very short and the Harley Davidson Sportster model is the only Motorcycle they can ride because of this downfall
Look at that Harley Shortster Dave,Nice bike though