Little Rob

A person who you can trust and have a good time with. A natural leader with good manners,He can also sometimes be known as Captain or Thumb

Been out today with Little Rob and everything went smoothly as expected

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty September 06, 2013

Telebone

To get an enormous erection while ordering a pizza on the telephone.

Hey I got a Telebone when ordering your pepperoni pizza.

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Ringface

When a persons face resembles a human anus

Hey look at that Ringface. He looks a right arsehole!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Harley Shortster

A Harley Shortster is a person who is very short and the Harley Davidson Sportster model is the only Motorcycle they can ride because of this downfall

Look at that Harley Shortster Dave,Nice bike though

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty February 18, 2011

Dumpstyle

To have a shave while simultaneously taking a shit

Got in from work brushed my teeth and had a quick Dumpstyle so I could get here on time.

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Sausagefast

When a person goes to a cafe,mostly at a unconvienient time and orders a fried breakfast which must contain at least 2 sausage,the person would normally then go and sleep it off as they would feel awfull after eating it

person 1.. full breakfast please
person 2.. sorry were just about to close
person 1.. there is time,and slap a couple extra sausage on please
person 2.. that customer has just ordered a Sausagefast and have you seen the time
person 3.. oh great were gonna be late

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 20, 2009

Slapyates

A human being with at least 1 toe on each foot that is upside down(usually the little toe)can be passed down through familys or through ill fitting shoes

My little toes are upside down doctor?
Thats ok they are just Slapyates

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 01, 2009