heff

a complete loser who acts like a woman

nicholas cage in matchstick men

by ben March 13, 2004

Freeport

A hick town in Maine, many wiggers live here.

youu got dat done there chevy 150 in freeport?

by ben April 17, 2005

Tmartin

The act of smelling your finger after it was inserted into another man's anus.

Hey Glenna, I went to the bar last night and someone gave me a tmartin!

by Ben March 11, 2005

regs

Low quality marijuana. Often referred to as schwag or reggies.

Man, I wanted some dank, but that bastard only had regs.

by Ben January 17, 2003

Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.

Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!

by Ben November 21, 2004

jizzworthy

Used not only for hot chicks, but for anything that causes great happiness and gratification.

Here are some examples of 'jizzworthy' items:

- Hot chicks
- Taco Bell
- Popeyes
- Donuts
- Various video games (i.e. goldeneye)
- gamewinning shots in the nba
- other such sports moments (homeruns, etc.)
- nice cars

you get the point..

by Ben October 31, 2006

rig

anything...... if you look at something and don't right away remember what it is called then it is a rig. generally you will be pointing at the object in question.

"hey fuckmook, can you hand me that rig"

by ben January 25, 2004