Muted Trumpet

An "inverse" rusty trombone.

I got a Muted Trumpet. It made me go "wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Ben November 07, 2003

crowning

when shit in your asshole builds up when you have to take a shit really bad.

by ben June 05, 2003

molestation center

slang term for the catholic church

-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?

-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center

by Ben December 10, 2003

Borange

as in the southpark "marklar" episode, borange is anything you want it to be... "hello borange, we went to borange bay and went borange...."

" lick your borange you stupid borange!"

im going to borange on the weekend"

i like your new borange, it goes well with your borange

by ben January 11, 2005

Pinting

To have as one's sole objective to drink many many pints at a bar or pub, usually with fellow pinting partners.

Using the word "pint" as a verb.

As in "to pint or not to pint.."

I think I will go pinting tonight as I can feel a thirst coming on.

Usually someone who is pinting is very focused on getting intoxicated and less concerened with meeting lovely ladies.

A person who is pinting however usually engages in loud conversations and debates.

by Ben January 24, 2004

diz

Nickname for the great trumpet player Dizzy Gillespie.

by Ben October 30, 2003

goatman

The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.

Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.

by Ben April 22, 2005