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WANKER

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse!
by BEAVIS August 3, 2004
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teh

Another pathetic chat room misspelling. 'Teh' is commonly used by fucking retards who think they're cool because they made up their own word. Anyone who spells 'the' t-e-h is a fucking faggot.
Stupid gay wanskta kid: "Yo, I'm teh shit."
Smart kid: "Fuck off you fucking ass licking rectal infection."
by Beavis December 29, 2004
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azz

A mispelling of the word ass. Wiggers and wanksters commonly use this term along with "tha" and "hoe".
If you ever want to look like a retard spell ass with z's.
"Dur, you're an azz".
by Beavis November 10, 2004
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turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.
I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!
by Beavis April 27, 2004
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Taco Bell

Where dog food is used in tacos and burritos.
I couls swear that Taco Bell Gordita had Purina Dog Chow in it.
by Beavis July 12, 2003
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cornholio

a fucking moron who is constipated and puts his fucking piece of shit shirt over his fucking head.
I am Cornholio, a fucking moron, and i put my piece of shit shirt over my fucking head.
by Beavis August 11, 2006
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cock-tease

God damn, fat-e is always a real fucking cock tease!
by beavis March 17, 2003
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