Beavis 's definitions

PBS

A crap TV network that shows nothing but Barney shows and boring nature shows.

PBS. heh heh heh. He said P and then said BS. eh heh heh heh heh.

by Beavis July 24, 2003

turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!

by Beavis April 27, 2004

pecker pincher

Derogatory term for a gay man. Pinches peckers with his sphincter muscle.

Man, that George is a real pecker pincher.

by Beavis May 17, 2003

emoed

Abbreiviated- "Every Minute of Every Day." Used to define someone's unhealthy obsession with something.

When Mike said that he had turned heel against his girlfriend, we knew that he was too EMOED toward pro-wrestling.

by beavis September 2, 2003

imajackass

A pimpin ass website whos ran by we arent sure but it does have one seckzy mother fucker named Jay on there who's allways droppin words of wisdom on everything from life to the beyond.. - I heart Jay -

That 'Yo' fucker is kinda gay but I sure do heart Jay

by beavis December 24, 2004

Piece of cake

To grossly underestimate the amount of time required to complete a task

Writing that code was a peice of cake, it took me three weeks to finish.

by beavis March 24, 2004

golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022