xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓

A word that you can use to impress people with your ultra-badass mouth. It means "he had had in his possession a bunchberry plant" in the Bella Coola/Nuxalk language of British Columbia. Based on recordings, this word is approximately pronounced "ship-whitch-pilsh-skwuts", except the whole thing is whispered. If you've never heard of a bunchberry plant, it grows in patches about as high as dandelions (the yellow flowers, not the seed clusters that are fun to blow), and it has red berries that come in bunches (duh), and it has four-petaled white flowers.

Innocent dude: So what was that plant in his backyard garden?
An actual demon: xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓
Innocent dude: WTF was that?
Demon: xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓
Innocent dude: *sighs*
Demon: No seriously, xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓!
Innocent dude: Ship-whit- *dies of a stroke*

Xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓ is the true successor to "Supercalifragilisticexipalidocious" from Mary Poppins.

by Bbb23’s left testicle December 07, 2023

Imgae

A most unfortunate typo of "image".

"I'm finally gonna show you that imgae!"
"Wait, you are?"
"You thought I wasn't going to show you?"
"Why did you never tell me that you were gay?"
"WHAT THE FUCK? I don't think I ever said I was gay!"
"So you ARE gay?"
"Jesus, no!"
"So Jesus isn't gay, but you are?"
"Goddammit... I meant to say IMGAE- Wait, FUCK!"

by Bbb23’s left testicle April 21, 2025

Ojaio

Ojaio, or Ojai, a town in California. The name Ojaio is a long-awaited sequel to Ventucky, reached by going to Ventucky then driving north.

Ventura is "Ventucky"...
Ojai is "Ojaio"...
What is Santa Barbara

by Bbb23’s left testicle March 09, 2024

Nostrul

A word invented by the character Murky in the childrens' book series "Origami Yoda" for things that are so bad that there is no word in the English language that could describe how fucking god-awful something is.
Extra s's can be added to describe things that are even more nostrul: NOSSSSSSSSSTRUL

Example A: Dammit, there was something up with that milk. It was even worse than you could ever expect spoiled milk to be. In fact, it may be on the verge of NOSTRUL-ness.
Example B: There's something that smells nosssssssssstrul out there, like, worse than if 42069 skunks sprayed at the same time, shat a mountain, and coated the air in a dense layer of sulfur particles.

by Bbb23’s left testicle December 24, 2021

horngus

A fake wikipedia page based on the real page for "Aristotle's biology."
The embryonic stage of a dongfish. It is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).

The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).

by Bbb23’s left testicle January 02, 2022

Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

Penis

Penis means efforted in Esperanto, the made up language that takes random words from all over the world. Don't believe me? type efforted into Google Translate, English to Esperanto.

Efforted in Esperanto is penis, look it up on Google translate

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 16, 2023