epic shithousery

When a shithouse behaves as such to an especially high level.

Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.

Did you get onto that prick trying to claim credit for our work before, lad?

Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.

by Bayesoir December 08, 2020

Corish cunt

Corish cunt - A weak, pathetic, deferential civil servant with poor diction and even worse dress sense. Fond of wearing Next suits donated by his auld fella.

That blurt in the tax office was a proper Corish cunt.

by Bayesoir December 01, 2019

Mytalking

The act of continuous and shameless self promotion by talking about yourself all of the time.

That Jess Phillips is a self publicist of the highest order.

Yeah, man. Everytime she speaks, she's mytalking innit.

by Bayesoir January 18, 2020

Coronus

When you receive an unexpected item through the post due to the evolving COVID-19 pandemic. This could take the form of receiving an item intended for another or receiving an item you ordered twice.

That's a nice jumper, lid. Where d'you get that?

Got delivered to ours la, I didn't order it, think it was meant for someone else...

That's a bonus, mate.

A FUCKEN Coronus, lad.

by Bayesoir August 09, 2020

Coryoke

When a group of bland civil servants end up singing famous songs on an office night out, in an attempt to appear like they're not utterly beige cunts.

Did you see those blurts from HMRC in town last night?

Yeah, they were all doing Coryoke.

Sad cunts.

by Bayesoir January 02, 2020

Little gay Godfrey

An elderly homosexual gentleman.

That auld fella by the swings was a right Little gay Godfrey.

by Bayesoir November 25, 2023

Fatigue

An extreme tiredness felt by obese cunts when they try and undertake physical exercise.

"I tried to do 20 minutes on the treadmill, had to stop after 10, due to the fatigue..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019