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Fatsman

A competent scorer of runs in the game of cricket, who also carries a substantial amount of weight.

Notable examples include Andrew 'Freddy' Flintoff, David Boon and Ian Botham.
That Freddy Flintoff is a reyt fatsman. Can score runs like nobody's business, but could do with cutting down on't pies and pints...
by Bayesoir December 29, 2019
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Faternity

A society at American universities for obese cunts.
Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?

I'm great, Crawford. How about you?

I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?

Sounds great, man. See you there...
by Bayesoir December 30, 2019
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Mytalking

The act of continuous and shameless self promotion by talking about yourself all of the time.
That Jess Phillips is a self publicist of the highest order.

Yeah, man. Everytime she speaks, she's mytalking innit.
by Bayesoir January 18, 2020
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Coronus

When you receive an unexpected item through the post due to the evolving COVID-19 pandemic. This could take the form of receiving an item intended for another or receiving an item you ordered twice.
That's a nice jumper, lid. Where d'you get that?

Got delivered to ours la, I didn't order it, think it was meant for someone else...

That's a bonus, mate.

A FUCKEN Coronus, lad.
by Bayesoir August 9, 2020
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Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.
Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
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Jill Scott

Why the long face?

Sorry, pyar Jill Scott vibes today.
by Bayesoir August 27, 2022
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Fatistuta

A rotund man in their mid 30s who plays 5 a side football.

A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.

and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill

Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.
"He's a decent player, at least he used to be. He's become a bit of a Fatistuta these days..."
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
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