A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.
Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?
She's on faternity leave with the bairn.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.
Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
She's on faternity leave with the bairn.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.
Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
When a shithouse behaves as such to an especially high level.
Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.
Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.
Did you get onto that prick trying to claim credit for our work before, lad?
Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.
Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.
by Bayesoir December 08, 2020
When a bellend behaves like a high level shithouse.
Famed examples of this include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, the Leave campaign's claim that monies saved from EU membership would be reinvested into the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to accept defeat in the recent US election.
Famed examples of this include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, the Leave campaign's claim that monies saved from EU membership would be reinvested into the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to accept defeat in the recent US election.
Did you see that twat try and claim complete credit for our work earlier?
Yeah, lad. Epic shithousery of the highest order, that...
Yeah, lad. Epic shithousery of the highest order, that...
by Bayesoir December 08, 2020
A specially amended version of the popular UK soap opera 'Coronation Street' set during the COVID-19 outbreak. Unable to visit The Rovers Return, there's panic on the streets of Wetherfield, as the characters are forced to stay indoors and reflect on the utter misery of life in modern Northern Britain.
"What you gonna do tonight, lad? Can't go the ale house anymore, can we?"
"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."
"Boss shout, lad."
"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."
"Boss shout, lad."
by Bayesoir March 21, 2020
A competent scorer of runs in the game of cricket, who also carries a substantial amount of weight.
Notable examples include Andrew 'Freddy' Flintoff, David Boon and Ian Botham.
Notable examples include Andrew 'Freddy' Flintoff, David Boon and Ian Botham.
That Freddy Flintoff is a reyt fatsman. Can score runs like nobody's business, but could do with cutting down on't pies and pints...
by Bayesoir December 29, 2019
by Bayesoir August 27, 2022
A female native to The Lake District region considered of ill repute due to her constant craving for sexual gratification.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019