Bayesoir's definitions

Fatsman

A competent scorer of runs in the game of cricket, who also carries a substantial amount of weight.

Notable examples include Andrew 'Freddy' Flintoff, David Boon and Ian Botham.

That Freddy Flintoff is a reyt fatsman. Can score runs like nobody's business, but could do with cutting down on't pies and pints...

by Bayesoir December 29, 2019

Mytalking

The act of continuous and shameless self promotion by talking about yourself all of the time.

That Jess Phillips is a self publicist of the highest order.

Yeah, man. Everytime she speaks, she's mytalking innit.

by Bayesoir January 18, 2020

Coronus

When you receive an unexpected item through the post due to the evolving COVID-19 pandemic. This could take the form of receiving an item intended for another or receiving an item you ordered twice.

That's a nice jumper, lid. Where d'you get that?

Got delivered to ours la, I didn't order it, think it was meant for someone else...

That's a bonus, mate.

A FUCKEN Coronus, lad.

by Bayesoir August 9, 2020

Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.

Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Corish cruncher

The annoying lunchtime practices of a beige civil servant type (see Corish cunt) who due to his apparent diligence and hard working nature eats his lunch loudly at his desk.

Have you heard the noise that cunt, John makes when he's eating his dinner?

Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.

by Bayesoir January 2, 2020

Little gay Godfrey

An elderly homosexual gentleman.

That auld fella by the swings was a right Little gay Godfrey.

by Bayesoir November 25, 2023

Corish cunt

Corish cunt - A weak, pathetic, deferential civil servant with poor diction and even worse dress sense. Fond of wearing Next suits donated by his auld fella.

That blurt in the tax office was a proper Corish cunt.

by Bayesoir December 1, 2019