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A competent scorer of runs in the game of cricket, who also carries a substantial amount of weight.
Notable examples include Andrew 'Freddy' Flintoff, David Boon and Ian Botham.
Notable examples include Andrew 'Freddy' Flintoff, David Boon and Ian Botham.
That Freddy Flintoff is a reyt fatsman. Can score runs like nobody's business, but could do with cutting down on't pies and pints...
by Bayesoir December 29, 2019
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I'm great, Crawford. How about you?
I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?
Sounds great, man. See you there...
I'm great, Crawford. How about you?
I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?
Sounds great, man. See you there...
by Bayesoir December 30, 2019
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Yeah, man. Everytime she speaks, she's mytalking innit.
Yeah, man. Everytime she speaks, she's mytalking innit.
by Bayesoir January 18, 2020
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That's a nice jumper, lid. Where d'you get that?
Got delivered to ours la, I didn't order it, think it was meant for someone else...
That's a bonus, mate.
A FUCKEN Coronus, lad.
Got delivered to ours la, I didn't order it, think it was meant for someone else...
That's a bonus, mate.
A FUCKEN Coronus, lad.
by Bayesoir August 9, 2020
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Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?
She's on faternity leave with the bairn.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.
Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
She's on faternity leave with the bairn.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.
Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
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A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.
and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill
Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.
A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.
and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill
Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
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