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An extreme post exercise tiredness encountered by obese, fat bastards.
Big Dan looked fucked earlier, didn't he?

Yeah, he'd been the gym.

Oh, bit of the auld fatigue, in't eet.
Fatigue by Bayesoir October 31, 2020

Thickophant

Someone who blindly follows orders, no matter how counterproductive they seem. It is therefore difficult to differentiate whether they are a sychophant or merely a bit thick.
Did you see that knobhead's LinkedIn post?

The one where he was going on about how boss he was and how great a place to work this is?

Yeah, he's a twat, that lad, isn't he?

Indeed, such a fucking thickophant...
Thickophant by Bayesoir August 27, 2020
When you receive an unexpected item through the post due to the evolving COVID-19 pandemic. This could take the form of receiving an item intended for another or receiving an item you ordered twice.
That's a nice jumper, lid. Where d'you get that?

Got delivered to ours la, I didn't order it, think it was meant for someone else...

That's a bonus, mate.

A FUCKEN Coronus, lad.
Coronus by Bayesoir August 9, 2020

Coronan the Barbarian

A person who turns into a proper beast, through undertaking a disciplined weight training regime accompanied by a high intake of creatine during the evolving COVID-19 situation.
"What the fuck has happened to Cooper, lad? He's become a pyar beast

Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."

Coronanation Street

A specially amended version of the popular UK soap opera 'Coronation Street' set during the COVID-19 outbreak. Unable to visit The Rovers Return, there's panic on the streets of Wetherfield, as the characters are forced to stay indoors and reflect on the utter misery of life in modern Northern Britain.
"What you gonna do tonight, lad? Can't go the ale house anymore, can we?"

"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."

"Boss shout, lad."
Coronanation Street by Bayesoir March 21, 2020

Mytalking 

The act of continuous and shameless self promotion by talking about yourself all of the time.
That Jess Phillips is a self publicist of the highest order.

Yeah, man. Everytime she speaks, she's mytalking innit.
Mytalking by Bayesoir January 18, 2020
A descriptor used to describe when a diligent, compliant civil servant devoid of creativity - see Corish cunt - joins a sector (often Higher Education).in which intellect and abstract thinking is valued.

The Corish cunt is out of their depth and finds the transition difficult - in a similar vein to how La Liga sharpshooter Fernando Morientes found the premier league tricky.
That fucking blurt John doesn't seem to get it, does he?

Nah, class Coryentes, la. He should fuck off back to the council.
Coryentes by Bayesoir January 15, 2020