Batrastard's definitions

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

cltrz

-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female

"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."

"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."

by Batrastard July 31, 2003

assdiculous

-Term used to describe something that is not only stupid and absurd, but more than a little gay

"Don't be assdiculous, Watson."

"St. Anger is fucking assdiculous."

by Batrastard July 8, 2003

hineyhatch

1- What lies betwixt thine buttocks

2- A person who is an asshole

"Hineyhatch is a synonym for the anus."

"GET OFF THE ROAD, HINEYHATCH!"

by Batrastard July 8, 2003

polywonk

1- Verb meaning "to fellate"
2- Noun meaning "blowjob"

"I was just sitting in the rowboat, minding my own business, when she started to polywonk me. :-O"

"I say, old chap, that young lady certainly gives a good polywonk."

by Batrastard July 2, 2003

PNRZ

1- A hilarious and slurred mispronunciation of the word "penis"

2- A dick

3- Webslang for the penis

"I LIEK IT (hic) WEN YUOR SISTER PLAYZ WIF MY PNRZ."

"Dude, you're such a fucking pnrz."

"OMG ITS TEH PPLZ PNRZ :-O"

by Batrastard July 4, 2003

spankito suave

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis

"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."

by Batrastard July 5, 2003