Batman 's definitions

thicket

a group of wankers (chavs)

what a bunch of wankers

no, a group of chavs is a thicket

same difference

by Batman February 8, 2005

pope mobile

the chariot of an old man

'woah! look at tha pope mobile!'

by batman March 19, 2005

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002

webb eye

when a persons eye is shaped like a mans japs eye

shut you webb eyed cunt

by batman March 5, 2004

bonkle

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

by batman July 22, 2004

Foogot

someone that is really gay or annoying

Matt: dude ur such a foogot.
Dan: no im not, u are

by Batman March 5, 2004

absofuckinlutely

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.

Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!

by Batman November 9, 2001