Batman 's definitions

webb eye

when a persons eye is shaped like a mans japs eye

shut you webb eyed cunt

by batman March 5, 2004

bonkle

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

by batman July 22, 2004

skeet

common word used in hip hop, most common use is the ejaculate on someone or somethin

angelo used his dick to skeet all over dana's virgin eyes

by Batman January 2, 2005

Walpole

the coolest, best person ever!!

Mike: i got an A on my math test!
Matt: way to go, you're a real Walpole!!

by Batman March 5, 2004

spossle

Apple (as opposed to boysenberry)

Mom: What flavors of jelly?
Jacob: Spossle and boysenberry.
Mom: What was the first one?
Jacob: Apple.

by batman July 1, 2004

evil

concentrated foulness; intentionally bad; extremely malignant; Microsoft.

1. wow, microsoft put a lot of evil into their new windows professional edition.
2. help! my new windows professional edition just tried to cut off my penis! that's pretty darn evil.

by Batman February 21, 2003

nodles

like noodles, but reeealy teeny noodles.

"woah hey im not in mood for noodles! they look wayy too big"

"yo dude! try some nodles!"

"just what i need man, thanx"

by batman March 18, 2005