Batman 's definitions

Fuckzoo

Vulgar Slang A place where one goes to get their socks rocked sexualy by an animal of another species.

Dude, I'm totally into sheep, so I'm goin down to the fuckzoo.

by Batman October 19, 2003

disfumbled

A state of utter confusion and disorientation.

I was disfumbled after finishing my 3 hour chem 127 lab. I't was crappy.

by Batman April 12, 2002

scrimage chick

This is the chick that you practice freaky sexual techniques with before trying them on your girlfriend or wife. Typically, not very attractive, but willing to try absolutely anything just to get some action. The chick used to perfect your game/moves.

Last night I fucked my scrimage chick's armpit and came all over her. I am glad that I got that out of my system, it would never work with wifey.

by Batman May 20, 2004

hoodwinker

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.

1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.

by Batman June 10, 2004

lips on balls

The position one is found in after suffering a fatality incured by finally reaching.

Dude, my aunt found my cousin lips on balls no sheezy.

by batman December 12, 2002

Franck

Strage Franco-germanic creature with large "Snozzle" prodtruding from the inner face. Often found with a multicoloured hat expending a wide variety of emotions daily.

Hey, Franck, get that snozzle outta here!

by Batman March 30, 2004

Fromm

n. a person who can't afford the whole word "poor" so he's "po". May suffer from extreme Dislexia and has trouble distinguishing between his elbow and his penis. May be seen rubbing his elbow furiously in public.

v. to fail at everything in life

Haven't you ever seen a Mike Fromm living in a box?

by Batman March 5, 2003