Batman 's definitions

carpet licker

An indivdual who performs oral sex on a female with a hariy vagina. Related Terms: Carpet Bombing cunnilingus

Barbara Streisand

by Batman November 9, 2001

pope mobile

the chariot of an old man

'woah! look at tha pope mobile!'

by batman March 19, 2005

thicket

a group of wankers (chavs)

what a bunch of wankers

no, a group of chavs is a thicket

same difference

by Batman February 8, 2005

fuzznashiznickled

1. Really, seriously, incredibly drunk.
2. Relatively more drunk than one who is trizzarkled.

Fuzznashiznickled as ever, the sot exclaimed, "Hey, man. Your clock won't flush."

by batman July 1, 2004

motor buggie

what them british people call cars

Englishman: wot wot ol' bean, how about we go for a ride in my motor buggie?

by batman December 3, 2003

to son

1.(verb) to pwn, and also to gain legal custody of.
2. being sonned

1. I want to son you, so I can take you to school.
2. to son or not to son?

by Batman February 21, 2003

hamhocks

A nick-name for an overweight person

I'm surprised Hamhocks can still walk!

by Batman October 5, 2003