Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

second

A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.

<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

eminem fans

It's unfortunate that such a great rapper could have so many retards as his fans. Just look at most of the posts supporting him in the definition for Eminem.

Just look at all the females on the internet who use blatantly unoriginal handles such as "Shady Lady," "Shady's Girl," "Eminem's Babe" etc.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

D12

Idiot. It stands for "Dirty Dozen". Listen to their lyrics.

"Detroit 12" my ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

smelly

Your anus.

The smelly scent of your anus drifted through the room. I shudder.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

Alter Ego

1) the opposite of who you usually are and your presonality (e.g. a hippie's alter ego would be a fascist dictator)
2. the bad side of a person that may come to life at anytime, switching your personality (this is fantasy, though some people may believe they have an alter-ego in which they can't control).
3) A person who you aren't ut you act as sometimes as though you have transformed (e.g Eminem's alter ego is Slim Shady)

My real name is Tim James. My alter ego is Aaron Lewis.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

McDonalds

An over-crowded room with a large M on the roof. It serves fat people fattening food and tosses out the drifters and thin 'uns.

McDonalds was first opened within Stonehenge. It then spread throughout The Netherlands and eventually made its way to Fatland USA.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

Urban Addict

One who suffers Urban Addictionary and is therefore addicted to providing definitions for the Urban Dictionary.

That Urban Addict visited Urban Dictionary at home, at school and at public libraries. He considers his addiction a form of business.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003