zombie

An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.

After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.

Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'

If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.
I'm a zombie. Why else do you think I am here so often?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003
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how r u?

The most annoying question one could ask on MSN Messenger because it is a fact that no one in the world gives a rat's ass about your day or your life.
<JuxtaFudge> Hai
<''heck''> Hello
<JuxtaFudge> how r u?
*''heck'' appear offline and may or may not reply*
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003
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but0xx0r

n. buttock; buttocks; said by hackers (hax0rs) is place of 'buttock'
BlarghetH!1 My rihgt but0xx0r has fallex0rn asleap!1 ROFLMAOTTYDUYEB!111 ("Oh deary men! My right buttock has fallen asleep! Tee hee!")
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003
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penny

It may be small change, but its enough to go through someone's head and out their choad/chode by dropping it from a skyscraper.
Argh! A penny just went into my skull and came out the skin between my warm anus and smooth testicles!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003
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Website

There are 3 types of websites. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

The Good:
Supplies generous amounts of information, images and music aswell as has a nice layout with decent amounts of CSS.

The Bad:
Is made poorly with little or no effort. The background is horribly annoying. This website gets millions of hits, however, which is most annoying.

The Ugly:
A websiet with a white background, blue and purple hyperlinks, uses only Times New Roman font, and non-colored horizontal rules, plus crappy tables with sad borders and no design.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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13

The track number on Eminem's 3 LPs which contains the vocals of Dina Rae (or however you may spell it).
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003
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A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.

Meh.
I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 01, 2003
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