itch

A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.
"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"

"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003
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:[

A bat or vampire.
<CrackaVamp> I will fuck your blood!
<Joed> Idioth.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003
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assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003
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figgas

Finnish people who think they are black.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003
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bottomburp

an emission of heavenly gas (deadly to those on the receiving end of it) which leaves a searing mark on the ground of wence the giver sat.
"I did a bottomburp!"

"You did a bottomburp!"

"We did a bottomburp!"
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003
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host

1. A website that owns and controls another website, such as Geocities.com. A website that lets you make your own.
2. The victim of a parasite.
1. The webmaster slowly enveloped the host's bandwidth.
2. The parasite slowly enveloped the host's bloodstream.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2003
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