BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

homework

Anything that consumes your time. Some of it is necessary, other times it is the result of your idiot Geography teacher spending 3/4 of class time explaining things irrelevant to your yearly mark, class work or anything. As for Math, it's just annoying sheets of paper that is made to help you revise what you learnt in class. I reckon the notes in the book are enough.

Homework causes stress, boredom and loss of time to do more important things or fun things. It's just an extension of school.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003

Alter Ego

1) the opposite of who you usually are and your presonality (e.g. a hippie's alter ego would be a fascist dictator)
2. the bad side of a person that may come to life at anytime, switching your personality (this is fantasy, though some people may believe they have an alter-ego in which they can't control).
3) A person who you aren't ut you act as sometimes as though you have transformed (e.g Eminem's alter ego is Slim Shady)

My real name is Tim James. My alter ego is Aaron Lewis.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

McDonalds

An over-crowded room with a large M on the roof. It serves fat people fattening food and tosses out the drifters and thin 'uns.

McDonalds was first opened within Stonehenge. It then spread throughout The Netherlands and eventually made its way to Fatland USA.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

n0b

A n00b's penis.

That n00b can shove his n0b up a vacuum cleaner.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

LOOK

to peek at one's private parts

I looked.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

shithouse

Something unpleasurable. See annoying, boring, horrible, sad, gay.

This game is shithouse.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003