BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

new holland

The original name of Australia.

G'day, mate! Welcome to New Holland! Crikey!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2003

homework

Anything that consumes your time. Some of it is necessary, other times it is the result of your idiot Geography teacher spending 3/4 of class time explaining things irrelevant to your yearly mark, class work or anything. As for Math, it's just annoying sheets of paper that is made to help you revise what you learnt in class. I reckon the notes in the book are enough.

Homework causes stress, boredom and loss of time to do more important things or fun things. It's just an extension of school.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

Another alternative would be "Your mom was easy"

<Hickery> Haw haw! I pwnz0red j00 in teh Chess!!!1!!1!!2 j00 is teh too easy!
<Dickery> Well, your mom was easy.
<Hickery> Oh my!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

Chode Muffin

A baked good, consisting of chode meat, decorated with little chodes (kinda like how a chocolate-chip muffin is decorated with chocolate-chips.)

Daniel muched down on a chode muffin, blissfully.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

ascii

excellent way of expression artistic talent by using computer-generated symbols to make images, by collecting them together.

Simple Ascii:

(>_<)<I AM CARTMAN, GOD DAMN IT!)

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

mankind

Table-top fiddlers who created technology, Oreo and Microsoft.

Mankind will soon doom itself into self-destruction.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003