BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

cyberslacker

One who uses the internet for the sole purpose of doing nothing.

"I logged onto my 14.4k net connection and sat, staring at my screensaver - blocking up my phone line until the modem imploded."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

Hello Breakfast

A randomized phrase of one interjection and one noun combined together by a mentally challenged individual to create this phrase.

"Hello Breakfast!"
"Oh Crap!"
"Bye Starch!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003

hackish

1. n. The language a hacker may speak, such as leet.
2. adj. Relating to hackers

1. w00t is a Hackish exclamation for 'excellent' or 'yay'.
2. "I have a hackish web site full of JavaScript to screw up your system."

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

Jeeves

Name of butler in any rich person's house.

If you name your son Jeeves, he will be doomed to a future of butlery.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 6, 2003

UberDictionary.com

Truly a well meaning way of explaining this website.

Well this website UrbanDictionary.com, or as we call it: UberDictionary.com, is well known for slang, lingo and wrongs.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

jai z

Dildo converser. Believes he has the power to talk to anal toys. Claims he invented anal beads.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

pop an ass

To: fart; pass gas; phut; expulse methane

Wes was gettings its ons ands shes gones ands popped an ass ons mes. Smellies.

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003