Definitions by BastardizeD BottomburP

Uber Cynic 

One who is very negative and choc-full of bad karma.

The Uber Cynic complained about the sky and then shot and elderly man.

Uber Cynic by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

cars that bounce

Something fun to watch if an old lady is driving one.

"Help me! That damn car dealership sold me one of those cars that bounce! My stockings are falling! My stockings are falling!" - Old woman

cars that bounce by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

cybersex 

The lowest form of sexual contact one might obtain.

I go into chatrooms, pretend to be a girl, and give guys phone numbers of idiots that I know. The fools are clueless.

cybersex by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

Uninhibited 

Holy shaith, Dr. Discolunchbox!

"I tumbled into a wormhole which sucked me into a parallel universe where this definition for 'Uninhibited' controls the entire galaxy and eggs eat people."

Uninhibited by Bastardized Bottomburp October 21, 2003

Politically-Correct Old Lady 

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!

Politically-Correct Old Lady by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003

Soul Caliber II 

Gonna get it soon.

A game that gives you the choice of either Link (Game Cube, Legend of Zelda), Spawn (X-Box, Spawn) or Heihachi (Playstation 2, Tekken) as an additional character, depending on the game console.

Soul Caliber was good, Soul Caliber II shall be great.

Soul Caliber had Yoshimitsu (Tekken) in it.

Soul Caliber II by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003

Homer Thompson 

Homer Simpson's new identity due to a relocation program the Simpsons used after Sideshow Bob began plotting against murdering Bart. Homer would never respond when 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' was said to him.

"When I stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. {Stomping} Hello Mr. Thompson..."

Homer Thompson by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003