BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

last chook

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

20's

the decade of pure gayness

My grandpappy was born in the 20's

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

rancid

tainted, spoiled, gone-off. Usually referred to meat products and meat alternatives.

Teh rancid maet hert my bely!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

iGhey

The iMac's true identity amongst the elite Windows and Linux users.

The iMac is the iGheyest blob of shit on the market.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

this web site sucks

What you utter in an attempt to navigate yourself around Microsoft.com and Yahoo.com.

Dirt-clod solutions? Interview with The Pope? This web site sucks!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003

Santa

A make believe figure, like elves, gremlins and eskimoes.

Santa my ass, it's probably ol' Grampa Cripple, stuck in the chimney again. Get the oil and the rake.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

Soul Caliber II

Gonna get it soon.

A game that gives you the choice of either Link (Game Cube, Legend of Zelda), Spawn (X-Box, Spawn) or Heihachi (Playstation 2, Tekken) as an additional character, depending on the game console.

Soul Caliber was good, Soul Caliber II shall be great.

Soul Caliber had Yoshimitsu (Tekken) in it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003