internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003

chodemeister

One who leads a life in which is lead by the belief that chodes are holy. These people may sacrifice non-believers to their phallus-gods.

Welcome to the Presbyterian Chode Church! Please ask one of our chodemeisters for a free brochure of our beautiful way of life!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

Cerebellum'd

To be attacked by a man in a small pod atop a large brain with an eyepatch.

I found some brains after I was cerebellum'd by the Children!-Man.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 17, 2003

mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 08, 2003

rim

To lick the ass of yourself or another, sexually. Not recommended for vegetarians.

I give so much rim that I am quite sure I have swallowed atleast 3 foetus' over the passed years.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

e-cronym

Electronic-acronyms, often used by trendy, teenage girls on the Internet or even in real spoken conversations.

Spoken, 'LOL' is pronounced how it sounds, while 'LMAO' is pronounced 'Leh-may-oh' and 'ROFL' is 'Roff-el' (rhymes with 'Waffle').

"OMG did u c dat HOTT guy over dere???!!?!?!? LOL OMG he wuz hotter dan EMINEM!!!1! g2g cya" - Electronic

"Oh my god! I am so tired, like, totally! Lol!" - Spoken

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 05, 2003

tubby

one who is rotund

Daniel is a tubby fool, as is Marshall and Adley.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 01, 2003