ass punch

To punch the buttocks of another with a fist. If you punch someone in the ass during a fight, it proves your sissiness.

"Who's Claire?"
"The hooker that you ASS-PUNCHED!"

- 2 Lines from the movie 'Deuce Bigalow'

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Blue Screen Syndrome

Traumatic case of Windows users who get computer crashes every hour, resulting in the horrors of the blue screen.

If you are a Windows user, like myself, you will experience the traumas of the Blue Screen System every so often.

Harry got Blue Screen Syndrome and quit his job as a programmer.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

Skullfucker

One who has sex with my brother. Shudder.

Skull got fucked.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

Chafe

Itch; rash; irritation

My pants are chafing me!

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

shoeshine

lubrication for the penis

"Rub on some shoeshine. No, not that shoeshine, asshead. Oh look, now you're cock's all black."

- Mrs Bush

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

hooah

When said while thrusting the pelvis, and after saying a long sentence, creates humor.

Sir,IjustseemedtohavedroppedyourvaseandkilledyourdogwhileIwasmindingyourhouse - (thrusts pelvis) HOOAH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

high

Used as a greeting in the English language.

<FlamingDuck> Hello!
<JustifyAbsolute> High!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003