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tard farm

Special Education class, state school facilitating retarded kids.
Man Danny's kids are gonna need to be put in a tard farm.
by bastard May 23, 2003
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permafrost

The state in which ground is "permanently" frozen.
The condition in TryMe's pants.
Tryme is suffering from "permafrost".
by Bastard August 21, 2003
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du bag

you fuckin du bag wut the fuck is your fuckin problem. you know wut go fuck yourself. yeah, well you can go suck on a used du bag mother fucker. fuck you, ill fuck ur life up FUCK YOU
by bastard May 13, 2005
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fuckdatshit

Shawty, should i pay my baby momma or go to the club? Awwwww, fuckdatshit we finna go to the club
by Bastard January 22, 2004
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cocksmile

Person who exhibits a certain flair for causing wordfagotryword. Cocksmiles are usually very arrogant, believeg themselves to be right on every matter. Most often they are not. A cocksmile will stop at nothing to get your girlfriend drunk and let 89 black guys have sex with her, and when confronted about it, will surely try and place blame on someone else. Cocksmiles couldn't fight to save their lives.
var., adj.: cocksmilian. having to do with cocksmiles and their behavior.
That fucking cocksmile stole my parking spot, and laughed about it until I beat his ass.

Stop this cocksmilian wordfagotryword at once.
by bastard November 27, 2002
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bore

Cindy got "bored" by MI_SS_IL
by Bastard July 11, 2003
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omfg

o=oh m=my f=fucking g=god
by Bastard April 1, 2003
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