9 definitions by Barnaclebill
Chewing tobacco commonly placed in the lower lip region. Hooch can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, pronoun, or an adverb.
by Barnaclebill July 9, 2009
Brandon: I heard theres a big 'Nader coming.
Josh: Oh noes!
Kyle: Your trailers gunna blow away.
Josh: I need a hooch.
Josh: Oh noes!
Kyle: Your trailers gunna blow away.
Josh: I need a hooch.
by Barnaclebill February 15, 2010
A phrase used to describe the action of: pulling into a parking spot, taking a turn, or just driving in general all at an extreme, and reckless rate of speed. One must announced that he/she is comin in hot! in order to actually be classified as Coming in hot.
Josh: Look out boys we're coming in hot!
Brandon: Why? Is there a 'Nader after you?
Kyle: Oh noes you hit granny!
Brandon: Why? Is there a 'Nader after you?
Kyle: Oh noes you hit granny!
by Barnaclebill February 16, 2010
A fart attack is a condition in which gasses build up inside of ones intestines and cause stomach and chest pains. The build up of gas is usually due to the inability to release said gas. Fart attacks usually occur in the worst possible situation, such as dinner with the grandparents or a yoga session with the girlfriend and her mother. Fart attacks are dangerous and can lead to random combustion.
Josh: dude!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!
by Barnaclebill November 12, 2010
A male who enjoys the simple things in life such as being reamed frequently in the anal cavity. These people usually like it hard and rough and will deliver their anus to anyone in need.
Josh: Dude lets go golfing.
Brandon: Dude i usually sink my ball into the 19th hole within two strokes.
Kyle: You're such a butt slut. I need a hooch.
Brandon: Dude i usually sink my ball into the 19th hole within two strokes.
Kyle: You're such a butt slut. I need a hooch.
by Barnaclebill February 15, 2010
A puss cock is the small, very sensitive erectile organ of a female found at the top of the vagina under a hood of skin. Also known as a clitoris, a puss cock is very similar to a penis in shape and sensitivity. The main difference is it is located on a female in her puss, but looks like a cock. Therefore it is a puss cock.
by Barnaclebill September 24, 2010
When two people squat with their backs against each other and simultaneously take a shit. This positional adds stability to the normal solitary squat one would do when taking a shit anywhere besides a toilet. This can be very effective when in hostile, or bear territory and need someone to watch your back.
by Barnaclebill September 26, 2011