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sextorney

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.
"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson
by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004
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Klondike

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003
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money metal

(adj.) Something that is tight, solid, quality, etc.

Coined by John "Cakes" Auville of the WHFS Sports Junkies. Cakes wanted a home that would not be damaged by termites. Specifically, he expressed a wish for a "money metal house." Originally, "money" (meaning awesome, tight, etc.) modified "metal house," (i.e., a house not made of wood), but now "money metal" is an adjective of its own, and does not require the object it is describing to be made of metal.
"It's a money metal show."
"I'm wearing my money metal Dr. Jthrowback."
"That ref made a money metal call."
by Baller-Ass Nigga November 1, 2004
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MTV

Cable television station originally devoted to showing music videos, hence the abbreviation for "Music Television." Over twenty years, it gradually phased out music except for a tiny bit of top-40 pop and rap, replacing videos with cartoons, game shows, reality shows, and other gen-x/y pseudo-hipster fare.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003
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Map of Hawaii

A pattern of semen deposited on the body (especially a featureless, fairly flat part of the body, like the back or stomach) of a sex partner. Named because the drops of semen appear in a chain like the Hawaiian islands.
After I got done plowing your mother in the ass, I was ready to cum, so I pulled my dick out and gave her a map of Hawaii on her back.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
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pizza dough

When a man is receiving oral sex, he takes his (substantial) scrotum and flattens it all over the fellator/fellatrix's face. Much like tea bagging, but pressing the scrotum into the face, not putting it into the mouth.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
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McFly

A unit of measurement consisting of the product of meters cubed and kilograms, divided by seconds raised to the fourth power.

(m^3)kg/(s^4)

The McFly is based on multiplying 88 Miles Per Hour by 1.21 gigawatts, as described in Back the the Future.
Driving at 88 miles per hour and receiving 1.21 gigawatts from a bolt of lightning gives you 47,600,000,000 McFlys, or 47,600,000 kiloMcFlys, or 47,600 megaMcFlys, or 47.6 gigaMcFlys.
by Baller-Ass Nigga October 21, 2004
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