Baller-Ass Nigga's definitions

alpine

A car stereo made by Alpine. Considered to be the highest-quality around by the same kinds of people who think watermellon and fried chicken is gourmet cuisine.

Then I let the Alpine play/
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA.
-Easy-E, "Boyz in the Hood"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

anaconda

A large black penis, named after the anaconda, a large black snake from the Amazon.

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon." - Sir Mix-a-Lot.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

goose juice

Something that drips down your lah-vaa's chin.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

dime brizzle

An example of the disdain and contempt Snoop Dogg has for people who listen to his music. He doesn't even bother to write lyrics anymore. When he gets stuck, he throws out a "s-n-double-o-p d-o-double-g," then caps it off with a handful of "-izzles". And his brain-dead fans drink it up like the pathetic wiggers they are.

Admit it: no one has any idea what this means, not even Snoop. He just started cranking out "-izzle" words to fill space.

Snoop: I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles.
Rest of the world: What the hell does that mean?
Snoop: No idea. Dizzle shizzle izzle, s to the n to the double O P, D to the o the the dizzouble G. Jizzle rizzle vizzle wizzle zizzle. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy another Bentley.

by Baller-Ass Nigga January 28, 2005

money metal

(adj.) Something that is tight, solid, quality, etc.

Coined by John "Cakes" Auville of the WHFS Sports Junkies. Cakes wanted a home that would not be damaged by termites. Specifically, he expressed a wish for a "money metal house." Originally, "money" (meaning awesome, tight, etc.) modified "metal house," (i.e., a house not made of wood), but now "money metal" is an adjective of its own, and does not require the object it is describing to be made of metal.

"It's a money metal show."
"I'm wearing my money metal Dr. Jthrowback."
"That ref made a money metal call."

by Baller-Ass Nigga November 1, 2004

bareback

Sex without a condom, especially anal sex between two men without a condom.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003