Definitions by Baller-Ass Nigga
el sporto de los negroes
el sporto de los negroes by Baller-Ass Nigga July 10, 2005
5069
The placement of two police automobiles in opposite directions such that the front driver's side windows of each automobie is adjacent to the other, thus facilitating conversation between the drivers.
From 50, slang for police + 69 the sexual position allowing mutual oral sex, in which two bodies lay in opposite directions.
From 50, slang for police + 69 the sexual position allowing mutual oral sex, in which two bodies lay in opposite directions.
Passenger: "Slow down, man, there are cops up ahead."
Driver: "Relax, they're not setting up a speed trap. They're just talking. See? They're in a 5069."
Driver: "Relax, they're not setting up a speed trap. They're just talking. See? They're in a 5069."
5069 by Baller-Ass Nigga March 31, 2005
Will Smith's four favorite words
Will Smith's four favorite words by Baller-Ass Nigga March 1, 2005
dime brizzle
An example of the disdain and contempt Snoop Dogg has for people who listen to his music. He doesn't even bother to write lyrics anymore. When he gets stuck, he throws out a "s-n-double-o-p d-o-double-g," then caps it off with a handful of "-izzles". And his brain-dead fans drink it up like the pathetic wiggers they are.
Admit it: no one has any idea what this means, not even Snoop. He just started cranking out "-izzle" words to fill space.
Admit it: no one has any idea what this means, not even Snoop. He just started cranking out "-izzle" words to fill space.
Snoop: I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles.
Rest of the world: What the hell does that mean?
Snoop: No idea. Dizzle shizzle izzle, s to the n to the double O P, D to the o the the dizzouble G. Jizzle rizzle vizzle wizzle zizzle. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy another Bentley.
Rest of the world: What the hell does that mean?
Snoop: No idea. Dizzle shizzle izzle, s to the n to the double O P, D to the o the the dizzouble G. Jizzle rizzle vizzle wizzle zizzle. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy another Bentley.
dime brizzle by Baller-Ass Nigga January 28, 2005
Smarch
The thirteenth month of the year, characterized in North America by cold weather and snow.
For other unusual months, see Febtober.
For other unusual months, see Febtober.
Marge: voiceover: It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were at Sprinfield Elementary to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: shivering, looking at the calendar Oh, lousy Smarch weather.
Homer: shivering, looking at the calendar Oh, lousy Smarch weather.
Smarch by Baller-Ass Nigga November 2, 2004
money metal
(adj.) Something that is tight, solid, quality, etc.
Coined by John "Cakes" Auville of the WHFS Sports Junkies. Cakes wanted a home that would not be damaged by termites. Specifically, he expressed a wish for a "money metal house." Originally, "money" (meaning awesome, tight, etc.) modified "metal house," (i.e., a house not made of wood), but now "money metal" is an adjective of its own, and does not require the object it is describing to be made of metal.
Coined by John "Cakes" Auville of the WHFS Sports Junkies. Cakes wanted a home that would not be damaged by termites. Specifically, he expressed a wish for a "money metal house." Originally, "money" (meaning awesome, tight, etc.) modified "metal house," (i.e., a house not made of wood), but now "money metal" is an adjective of its own, and does not require the object it is describing to be made of metal.
"It's a money metal show."
"I'm wearing my money metal Dr. Jthrowback."
"That ref made a money metal call."
"I'm wearing my money metal Dr. Jthrowback."
"That ref made a money metal call."
money metal by Baller-Ass Nigga November 1, 2004