Baller-Ass Nigga's definitions

alpine

A car stereo made by Alpine. Considered to be the highest-quality around by the same kinds of people who think watermellon and fried chicken is gourmet cuisine.

Then I let the Alpine play/
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA.
-Easy-E, "Boyz in the Hood"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

national review

America's Premier Conservative Magazine, which Stands Athwart History, Shouting "Stop!"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

Klondike

a lesbian Eskimo

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

sextorney

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson

by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004

iced up

Covered in diamonds.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

babydaddy

The father of a woman's child, used to denote that the father is neither the mother's husband or boyfriend, but just the sperm donor.

"Sheeeeeeeeet Uniqua, why you ain't callin' yo' babydaddy fo' Father's Day?" -Shamiqua
"Cuz I gots seven different babydaddies and I don't got enuff food stamps to call dem all AND buy scratch-off lottery tickets."

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Making love to the dead Frenchman

Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.

After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003