A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.
Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.
by Baller-Ass Nigga June 18, 2004
A unit of measurement consisting of the product of meters cubed and kilograms, divided by seconds raised to the fourth power.
(m^3)kg/(s^4)
The McFly is based on multiplying 88 Miles Per Hour by 1.21 gigawatts, as described in Back the the Future.
(m^3)kg/(s^4)
The McFly is based on multiplying 88 Miles Per Hour by 1.21 gigawatts, as described in Back the the Future.
Driving at 88 miles per hour and receiving 1.21 gigawatts from a bolt of lightning gives you 47,600,000,000 McFlys, or 47,600,000 kiloMcFlys, or 47,600 megaMcFlys, or 47.6 gigaMcFlys.
by Baller-Ass Nigga October 21, 2004
Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 09, 2003
The father of a woman's child, used to denote that the father is neither the mother's husband or boyfriend, but just the sperm donor.
"Sheeeeeeeeet Uniqua, why you ain't callin' yo' babydaddy fo' Father's Day?" -Shamiqua
"Cuz I gots seven different babydaddies and I don't got enuff food stamps to call dem all AND buy scratch-off lottery tickets."
"Cuz I gots seven different babydaddies and I don't got enuff food stamps to call dem all AND buy scratch-off lottery tickets."
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 07, 2003
by Baller-Ass Nigga October 08, 2004