Baller-Ass Nigga's definitions

Klondike

a lesbian Eskimo

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

sextorney

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson

by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004

kiloMcFly

1000 McFlys, a unit of measurment useful in time travel

Multiply gigawatts by miles per hour, convert all units to the metric system, and divide by 1000, and you get kiloMcFlys.

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 21, 2004

iced up

Covered in diamonds.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

gta

Grand Theft Auto. The crime, not originally the video game series. Popularized by NWA.

Rolls down the window and he starts to say "it's all about making that G.T.A."
-NWA, "Boyz in the Hood"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Map of Hawaii

A pattern of semen deposited on the body (especially a featureless, fairly flat part of the body, like the back or stomach) of a sex partner. Named because the drops of semen appear in a chain like the Hawaiian islands.

After I got done plowing your mother in the ass, I was ready to cum, so I pulled my dick out and gave her a map of Hawaii on her back.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

pruno

Wine brewed by prison inmates and chilled in a cell commode

I drank a gang of pruno, but I still couldn't get drunk enough to want to get sodomized by my cellmate.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003