Definitions by Balfdor

Kelly Clarkson 

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.

From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!

Kelly Clarkson by Balfdor January 4, 2007

Gandhi dot 

An ignorant phrase used by adolescents to refer to the bindi, a decorative dot worn on a Hindu woman's forehead.

May also be used to refer to a bulbous pimple on someone's forehead.

Look at that Indian girl's Gandhi dot, how beautiful!

Cover up your Gandhi dot, it's disgusting!

Gandhi dot by Balfdor December 30, 2006

eggo 

Kellogg's brand of waffles, very popular among average Americans, especially in college dorms.

Can we have pancakes for breakfast?
No, but there's Eggos!

eggo by Balfdor December 29, 2006

thought 

Something that might get you into trouble if uttered aloud.

You know what I just thought? Oh, wait, nevermind... (innocent face)

thought by Balfdor December 29, 2006

keg nog 

Code for beer at a Christmas Eve party.

I'll bring the cookies and mistletoe if you bring the keg nog.

keg nog by Balfdor December 29, 2006

pout 

Curling one's lips into a frown and proceeding to cry.

When girls pout...
She went into the bathroom to pout again.
Aww, we should talk to her.

When boys pout...
He went into the bathroom to pout again.
That pussy! Let's go make fun of him.

pout by Balfdor December 14, 2006

heart attack 

Someone who demonstrates an obvious lack of rhythm while dancing, usually at a club.

Dude, that Macarena is having a heart attack over there.

heart attack by Balfdor December 13, 2006