why

Because "y" is a crooked letter!

Why ask why when you already know how?

by Balfdor December 07, 2006

fag

Someone who turns a normally civil conversation or situation into something unpleasant or troublesome.

Example 1

Disgruntled guy: Well I just got off work and I'm about to head home, so...
Homeless guy: Hey man could you give me a dollar
Disgruntled guy: Fuck off ya fag

Example 2

Tim: John go get me a root beer
John: You can probably get up and get it yourself
Tim: Dude... don't be a fag
John: Don't call me a fag you ass master

by Balfdor November 14, 2006

pout

Curling one's lips into a frown and proceeding to cry.

When girls pout...
She went into the bathroom to pout again.
Aww, we should talk to her.

When boys pout...
He went into the bathroom to pout again.
That pussy! Let's go make fun of him.

by Balfdor December 14, 2006

eggo

Kellogg's brand of waffles, very popular among average Americans, especially in college dorms.

Can we have pancakes for breakfast?
No, but there's Eggos!

by Balfdor December 29, 2006

thought

Something that might get you into trouble if uttered aloud.

You know what I just thought? Oh, wait, nevermind... (innocent face)

by Balfdor December 29, 2006

heart attack

Someone who demonstrates an obvious lack of rhythm while dancing, usually at a club.

Dude, that Macarena is having a heart attack over there.

by Balfdor December 13, 2006

batman

The ultimate superhero, one that manipulates his enemies' fear and uses stealth and intimidation and intellect to succeed, and does not need butthole Superman powers to survive.

A few reasons why Batman is better than Superman:

- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville

by Balfdor October 18, 2006