87 definitions by BUBBA

Farmer Senship

Farmer Senship is a position assumed during sexual intercourse between two men. This position utilizes inanimate objects to the extreme in order to provide a sexual euphoria for one of the two individuals and extreme pain and discomfort for the other. Though the pain is quite real, the arousal factor for the victim exceeds his desire to be the one providing the pain.

Bubba, a cross-dresser convicted of indecent exposure inside of a Kids R' Us, employed the Farmer Senship technique when his new cell-mate, Mark Young, moved in.

by BUBBA March 4, 2004

cat burglar

a lesbian who likes to date "straight women" and get them away from the boyfriends.

Look at Cindy hit on that girl while her boyfriends gone, shes such a cat burglar

by BUBBA July 9, 2004

shindig

a word used to describe a pain felt by a failer at something.

"AHHHHHH, shindig!" <after getting uberly pwned in a game of Counter Strike>

by BUBBA March 22, 2005

nascar

Something niggers have yet to take over. Surprising because of their car stealing and police chase background.

There aint no niggers in NASCAR.

by BUBBA February 13, 2005

jagermeister

Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.

IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.

by BUBBA May 5, 2004

Sword

(v) To stab, wound, eviscerate, gore, impale, and so on with the military armament of the same name.

Alex was sworded by an irate bus driver.

by BUBBA December 15, 2004

Fuckina

Fruckin A without the space cause somepeople can't type properly

i said i wont god fuckina

by BUBBA December 4, 2003