BRian's definitions

homework

An excuse to get your girlfriend over for a quicky.

Can you come over and help me do my homework?

by Brian April 30, 2004

heteroflexible

A person who identifies as a heterosexual, but is not afraid to explore curiosity towards the same sex.

Nathan: What's heteroflexible?
Brian: It's where someone is straight, but isn't opposed to sex with another man or woman.

by Brian September 1, 2008

irie

to be at total peace with your current state of being. The way you feel when you have no worries.

Everyting is irie mon

by Brian October 20, 2003

You wont

An expression used to challenge a person to commit an action through basic reverse psychology.

>>Go to the office Benny!
>>> Fuck you Najera!
>Sock him Benny! YOU WONT!

by Brian May 13, 2004

Xanga'd

Xanga'd - Verb - Past Tense :

To post an entry on you're Xanga webpage.

I just Xanga'd about that Party last night.

by Brian April 9, 2004

taco fest

when a whole bunch of guys get together at someones house and eat a bunch of taco bell tacos until they develop explosive diarrhea

Last night we had a huge taco fest, and i crapped my pants multiple times.

by Brian October 29, 2004

sportscenter

a good way to watch many sports broadcasts in 1 hour (most of the time) and get scores for the games you missed sittin on your lazy ass watching porn and wackin pole

I was too busy pleasuring myself and didn't catch Super Bowl XXXVIII. However, I watched SportsCenter and learned of the Patriots' magnificance.

by Brian February 23, 2004