From the medieval ages: a bodag was a child that was placed in a box at a young age. As he grew his limbs were encumbered by the hard walls of the box, hence he became deformed.
Whence he was old enough and sufficiently deformed he would be let out of the box and left to run around the court; providing much entertainment to the onlookers.
A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic forkin the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'