BRian's definitions

motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.

"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."

by Brian January 20, 2005

Windows XP

I am a network administrator for a company called Audio Video. I know computers in and out. Windows XP is one of the worst OS's Microsoft has made yet. Win2k Pro is actually the best. Easy to network, very nice layout, not TOO userfriendly like XP, and with 2k you can define your own settings. XP is so user friendly that you cant do what you really want to do. Very unstable, and doesn't support most advanced scripts. Most XP computers don't even support OpenGL. That my friend, is sad.

Windows XP is like taking Win98 and making it look even worse. Now that my friends, is a bad OS.

by Brian January 19, 2004

double dipper

someone who dips fries,nuggets, etc. in a sauce, takes a bite, and dips it in the sauce again.

Mark dipped the french fry in the ketchup, took a bite, and dipped it in again. YUCK!

by Brian May 13, 2005

ashey

when your legs get all this white chalk like powder on them do to lack of lotion.

his legs were ashy because he does not use lotion

by brian January 15, 2005

lu Bu

lu bu was one of the greats in chinese history he had no equal but he did not have plans and the was his doen fall at the battle of chengdu 200 C.E.

Lu Bu among men red hair among horses he could run a 1000 miles in a single day that so is the legand of Lu Bu

by brian October 8, 2004

QAF

A totally rocking drama about gay life in the Pitts

I wish i got showtime so i could watch QAF without downloading it from Kazaa

by Brian October 24, 2003

crack-whore

a filthy skank who sells her filthy ass 2 the highest bidder for an hour or 2 and with the money she makes she will buy some crack so she can get her nxt hit

" Frago's maw is a cheap crack-whore "

by Brian March 6, 2003