BRENDAN's definitions

milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004

Slimpenis

Parody of the name of rapper Slim Shady (Marshall Mathers) used by people who think he is simply a fake ass white boy.

''Hi my name is, Slimpenis''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

gozo.

Some crappy thing that sucks

my gozo is some crappy thing that really sucks.

by Brendan February 21, 2004

S&M

Scott and Moeller.

Awesome BMX products. The frames aren't too heavy and are very strong. The customer service is awesome as well.

I used to ride the S&M Dirtbike Classic, Zach rode the War Pig, and Paul had the Sabbath.

S&M Pitchforks have a 1000 year warranty.

by Brendan January 29, 2005

demaralizing

An extremely gay person who hums songs to themself and in the middle of the sad humming breaks into a rage destroying everything in site. After coming out of the trance like destruction state the subject is cool with everything.

The boy with the tiny penis demaralized everything after being rejected by the ugly girl at the cafeteria.

by Brendan December 2, 2004

Athens

Olympic host city for the 2004 games. Capital of Greece.

"He should be in Athens, look at him go."

by brendan August 13, 2004

nade n00b

a n00b (unskilled player) in a game (spearhead) that throws nades (Grenades) non stop, often suicidal blowing himself due to the lack of skill.

*Gosu was killed my iheartnades nade* *otherGosu was killed my iheartnades nade*
Gosu says:less nade please
ihaertnades:i pwn u haha
*ihaertnades was killed by his own nade*

by brendan January 26, 2004