Definitions by BRAD

kleptosexual 

One who engages in the theft of virginity.

Dan Cole is such a kleptosexual.

kleptosexual by Brad March 22, 2005

Fossado 

A rare ingredient that you can only obtain when you mix a potato, a tomato... And a lot fo alcohol.

Person 1: *hic* Hey, you wanna sing the fossado song?
Person 2: ...Yeah.
All: One fossado, two fossado, three fossado, four! Five fossado, six fossado, seven fossado, MOOOOORE!

Fossado by Brad March 21, 2005

shalrin 

To be a complete ass.

See that guy over there..yeah, Shalrin....he is an ass, thatd for sure.

shalrin by Brad March 21, 2005

toppi 

One who is either:
a) Still tied to the apron strings
b) A future priest
c) A little pussy
d) Short
e) A bitch
or f) All of the above

Gee, that short bitch Toppi is still living at home and he's 34, what a little bitch.

toppi by Brad March 19, 2005

schweet 

part of brad and gabes vocabulary of words that have sch in front of. This being the first word.

Gabe: what is schup dude?
brad: oh schkank, nothin.
Gabe: schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

schweet by brad March 14, 2005

pussy-poping 

to pop a girls cherry

man i was pussy-poping all night.

pussy-poping by brad March 7, 2005

jaboobly

otherwise known as 'the shit showers', and being piss drunk or sick can cause this condition. it is when a wicked diarrhea is taken and right after, or during, your diarrhea you have to vomit. this vomit has to cause the diarrhea to splash up and hit you in the face.

'Mr. Lumpy, I can't make it to work today. I just had a case of the jabooblies and it is still stuck to my face, and sludge in my eye also.'

jaboobly by Brad March 7, 2005